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My signature color:

2009-03-23T19:04:00.000-07:00

There is absolutely nothing to do in my neighborhood except go to Kings nails. They don't even have OPI. I am going to have to say I am a true s29.

People will do ANYTHING for that gold

2009-03-18T18:11:00.000-07:00

I thought St Patricks day was about Irish Catholics But Heineken is Dutch Right???, AND i know they are all Protestant Up in the Netherlands. So UHHHH...musta been backwards day. My BAD!!

My favorite celebrity POWER COUPLE!

2009-03-02T09:57:00.000-08:00

THIS IS WHAT MY SOUL LOOKS LIKE.....

2009-02-17T21:17:00.000-08:00

MELLLLTINNNGGG

FELDMAN FANZ

2009-02-09T18:46:00.000-08:00

Getting Curried

2009-01-18T07:10:00.000-08:00

Even that Hot dog eater would be overwhelmed.

CRUCIAL FACTOID:

2009-01-09T12:11:00.000-08:00

WINNIE COOPER PLAYED FIELD HOCKEY.

Winter Vacation:D&B

2008-12-08T19:32:00.000-08:00

CLICK HERE TO SEE THE COMPLETE DWAYNES EXPERIENCE:http://photobucket.com/dwaynesparty

This my ANTI DRUG.

2008-12-01T20:08:00.000-08:00

TODAY:

photo:illimeter.com

TOMORROW

photo:skankymc.com

I show this to all my PATIENTS.

2008-11-21T11:08:00.000-08:00

DEAR SECRET:

2008-11-13T21:53:00.001-08:00

BRING THESE MEN TO DONKEY HOE DAY.

Yeah...pretty much.

2008-10-29T16:45:00.001-07:00

Ive been waiting....for a book like you.

THE HUNK AND THE VIRGIN HAHAHAHAHHA.

required reading.

2008-10-24T19:21:00.000-07:00

IT WORKS.

Read. Discuss.

2008-10-24T19:18:00.000-07:00

Everyone wants to be cool....

2008-09-27T10:03:00.001-07:00

hah

2008-09-26T11:51:00.001-07:00

TAKE A LOOK ITS IN A BOOK!

2008-09-21T18:54:00.000-07:00

I DECIDED I AM DEDICATING THIS ONLINE JOURNAL TO BE MY BOOK BLOG.

ITS ALL ABOUT READING....with a purpose.

GRRR

2008-09-07T12:12:00.000-07:00

I am allergic to PEANUTS and LATEX. That is why my hands and face have been rash covered and PEELING OFF.

Dayum I love some PEANUT BUTTUH. Thai peanut noodles, peanut butter sundae, peanut butter sandwich! peanut sauce covered everything! WHY! AND LATEX...NO MEDICAL GLOVE HAS THAT NATURAL FEELING OF LATEX THE GREATEST RUBBER OF OUR TIME! The only thing that makes life easier than latex is cotton!

I am starting to not be able to cope with this reality.

I had an amazing RAINBOW adventure on friday night, I went to atlas to meet cali, with a pencil skirt on. The slit in the pencil skirt was initially about an inch long but during my car ride that slit went all the way to the BUTT CHEEKS. AHCK.

SO.... then i was like, "Cali we can not go to dinner....and we can not go out for any activities!".....But she was like..." go to RAINBOW " So we walked several blocks in the shady side of NE DC to rainbow with my ass being covered by a purse. A hispanic lady yelled at me about having a purse in my ass and some men BARKED AND BARKED AND BARKED. It was so disturbing. So.... i got an ugly skirt that was three times to big and looked like a FOOOOL. I was at least hoping they had sexy glitter butt print shorts but they SOLD OUT!

"DAYUM WHAT IS THAT GIRL ON???"

"ANGEEEEEEERRRRRR"

That girl Shop at Rainbow.

2008-08-15T18:03:00.000-07:00

I am quite pleased to have all these intense Skankayyy waldorfians on my side. Willing to street fight fifty year old Rastafarians Who have fake colored contacts and wedding rings. Willing to stand against being the Old Turkey thanksgiving leftovers that a bama reused for christmas dinner...Or the haloween candy that a "broke Mug" put in his kids easter basket. Willing to throw a damn fools ed hardy hat in the street. And grind stick shifts. Boobs that float at kings dominion splash island ...And most of all Willing to wear shorts that expose some full on ASS CHEEX.

UHHHhhh....

2008-08-10T10:32:00.000-07:00

DEAR RANDI,

Whatever I said, whatever I did I didnt mean it!!!!!
I just want you back for good
Whenever Im wrong just tell me the song and Ill sing it!
Youll be right and understood!!!!!!

WANT YOU BACK!

WANT YOU BACK!

YES I WANT YOU BACK FO GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

Cartoon All stars to the rescue

2008-08-04T17:02:00.000-07:00

I took a nap and was having flashbacks of this hahha.

Thank god for mcdonalds and garfield and such for keepin Me off drugs for life.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cartoon_All-Stars_to_the_Rescue

I'm on Top of Pride Rock

2008-08-03T07:38:00.000-07:00

AND THIS COULD ALL BE MINE!!!
AND THIS CAN NOT BE MINE!
This is basically me in the future. Power couple WHOA.

ITS A TRAP!!

2008-07-30T22:51:00.000-07:00

Do people think I am stupid or something! AH HA. They dont realize how much I have in common with The Admiral Ackbar.

I always know when something is a trap. I can call it. The whole scene just starts playin in my head.

AND THAT...FRANKLY WILL NOT FLY

2008-07-26T09:58:00.000-07:00

Desirea and I were in the car yesterday remembering how we used to imagine that the death cab for cutie/ Postal service singer is ACTUALLY BIG BIRD. And we cant hear those songs without breaking into an image of big bird singing even five years after the thought....

Brokeback AL

2008-07-25T15:28:00.000-07:00

I CAYYYYYNT QUITTT Yewwwwwwwwwww....

ALEX VS. SOFIA

2008-07-25T10:31:00.000-07:00

THIS IS A PERFECT REPRESENTATION ON HOW ONLY ONE THING HAS COME IN BETWEEN OUR FRIENDSHIP. A MAN. A SMART MAN. A RUDE MAN.

!!!!BUSTIN!!!!! IN THE MOVIE LIKE WHERE MAH BOYFRIEND...OH NO OH NO NO SHE DID NOT.

p.s. luh everything jay say jay does, tattood on yr arm you heard?

IN THE END SHE CARRIED HIS ASS. WHY? CUZ SHE LEARNED FROM THE BEST.

OMFG check the arm candy.

2008-07-23T00:25:00.000-07:00

Ahh Me n Danielle back in October.

Ah me, with my hairstylist amy on my right and Best homie cherie Penny on my left a while back.

SOFIA IN THE FUTURE

2008-07-21T14:37:00.000-07:00

PLEASE LORD GIVE ME THE Number of a good therapist.

Make Peace.

2008-07-20T12:57:00.000-07:00

Hi.

2008-07-18T22:56:00.000-07:00

This man....... Had me on mind control at a young age. HE IS TO BLAME FOR EVERYTHING.

I HOID it thru the grapevine

2008-07-11T09:28:00.000-07:00

Last nights Shorts party was my favorite shorts party because i was wearing purple shorts and some random thugs showed up and was all like "YO GIRL LOOKIN LIKE A CALIFORNIA RAISIN GIRL, LOOKIN LIKE A CALIFORNIA RAISIN." I was like "HOLD UP HOLD UP!" All night they were chanting at me "GO RAISIN! GO RAISIN! GO GO GO RAISIN! "

And now that I see this........THEY ON POINT!!!!!

Hmm I just got home from work and its such a lovely carefree afternoon, HOW BOUT SOME CCR!!!!

WWJ(P)D????

2008-07-01T10:36:00.000-07:00

I am totally over my phase of having a passive aggressive attitude to people who are acting a fool, more and more I just ask myself What would JOE PESCI DO?!!!, i gotta freakin hold myself back from sticking heads in toilets. IMMAUH TELLIN' YA!

TEAR DA CLUB UP

2008-06-29T20:51:00.000-07:00

Jumpin in and out the bed with caraffes of cranberry juice.

MY THEME SONG

2008-06-28T05:36:00.000-07:00

VOO DOO LADAYYYYYYYyyy

GAMMMMMMME OVERRRRR!!!

2008-06-24T16:38:00.000-07:00

No sir, I dont like it.

2008-06-16T10:34:00.000-07:00

OKAY. WHAT UP WITH THIS.

Last Month: car stolen yadda yadda yadda

Last thursday: thunderstorm...killed desktop computer, forget the fact that it was attached to a surge protector.

This thursday: My phone which was only a month old, well a month plus two days, Screen Spontaneously combusts, Bring it in, oh it was a couple days over thirty so you have to buy a new one. PFFT.

TODAY: my ipod will not turn on.

I'm about to lose my mind. Straight up.

WHY WONT THE WORLD JUST LET ME KEEP MY GADGETS. PLEASE!

EDIT:

When My ipod died today I got in a depressed mood, i thought of how with the money it would take to buy a new one i could have a new pair of jeans, or a thigh master or something really cool and i did not know what I did to deserve such punishment, maybe it was because I quit my job and father L.Ron was deciding to curse all of my possessions. And everytime he cursed my things i would laugh, HAHA MY PHONE Spontaneously combusted, HAHA I DONT CARE I HAVE MORE MONEY TO BUY MORE PHONES AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT THINGS HAHAHA. but this had just gone too far. I went to best buy to buy a new one, they told me IT IS DEADDDD! I was like bullllshitttt SO i called apple and their recording told me how to give an Ipod cardiopulmonary resuscitation and it worked. and when the little apple flashed on the screen

I SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMED a blood curdling scream and I got this feeling like my whole body was tingling all over. It was the best feeling anyone could ever feel.

EWE BAYBEH. I FEEEL LIKE

2008-06-15T10:03:00.000-07:00

I think I am needing to look for a boyfriend in the coming months to buy gear for from bahnnees, to take me out of this ADHDG life and put me in the kitchen to bake cupcakes, to eat indian food with, to do laundry with because i love laundry, to go to kings dominion with, to make miscellaneous holiday cards for, to tug on and drag around saying HI HI HI THIS IS MY BOYYYYYYYFRIENDDDDDDDDDDD.

BUT IN THE MEANTIME:

If a girl is grinding on you or touching you well maybe thats some way of flirting or something (no can do.)

If a girl is Near you and not touching you and doing moves such as the wonderful "THROW A ROCK AND KICK IT"(thankyou for this one cali) or a staggering version of a russian folk dance, WELL DUH THAT GIRL IS NOT THINKING ABOUT FLIRTING WITH YOU THE GIRL IS THINKING ABOUT HOW FUN WORKING OFF EMPTY CALORIES IS BY RUSSIAN FOLK DANCING.

Duhhhhhh.

Also in the meantime, setting up lawnchairs in front of palace five with Alexandra and hollering at girls on bikes, HEY BIKEEEE, because you know, you learn from the best.

MADE JA LOOK

2008-06-10T20:49:00.000-07:00

The presets got cancelled. WOMP WOMP WOMP.

True champions have Mercury fillings.

THOSE SNEAKIES better take it outside!

It is all okay. There is a good series of amazing-ness ALL MONTH. NUMBER ONE PRIORITY: SNEAKIES IN THE CLUB, And mattandkim/dandeacon/deathset and oh my gawd club five haha AND MUCH MORE!!

I better run to GNC to get a bulk load of stackers for us to handle things.

OH MY GOD. I have developed this AWFUL habit of SHOUTING BECAUSE I SOLD MY SOUL TO MATTHEW LESKO...for FREEEEE MONAYYYYY.

Oh lorrrd

Hes a MANNNN OF OUR TIMESS!!!!!

2008-06-08T10:06:00.000-07:00

STUD.

STACKED

GROWS MUSCLE LIKE A MOTHA

BUT SO SNEAKAYYYYYYY

People, let me tell ya bout my BEST FRIEND

2008-06-05T18:05:00.001-07:00

We were bitches who demanded Chuck e. Cheese like every sunday. And we would wear stupid colorful animal print sweaters. And we would play captain planet and I had to be the minority boy "HEART" because i had freaking short hair.

But...sadly I see where she is coming from..eh?

3 more weeks till the jerk of my life comes to visit. And I cant wait!

Tell me the last time that you smiled

2008-06-05T17:57:00.000-07:00

I went to my grandma's house today. She has this photo in a frame on her dresser. Lets see...Me on a visit to the dentists office looking really straight PISSED. Check that brow miss, you dont even know what awaits your future!

2001: a space travesty

2008-06-03T18:35:00.000-07:00

Every time something seems bad I laugh at it and then I get something that makes me happy. I am so happy my GHETTO JANKED CAR got stolen because now I can roll decent.

And every time a person is a rude bitch. I decide to see them with rose colored glasses and make an excuse for them and realize why that person is awesome. Then I persistently mock the person for a few months bringing me great joy and laughter, A HA, i don't understand why anyone would waste their time being bitter. I actually like jerks more than nice people sometimes because they give such inspiration for good jokes. THATS WHY I LOVE MY DAD!!!

Being a Hermit, HOMIE DONT PLAY THAT.

I never got stranded at home long enough to become what I thought I would, I thought by the end of the week I would be doing Whippits In the garage, and by Saturday I would be going out to Bennigans wearing a real cute top. I was probably going to end up playing darts at the pool hall by the next week. I was kind of looking forward to my new lifestyle! Ah well. Today joey and I hit up THAI CLUB. BUT they were not having a gogo.

Cherie when you come visit.... We are going to the Waldorf GO GO at thai club. I am planning the itinerary as we speak. Night two: legends, Night three: CLUB ICON. We have to live up the lifestyle we never had before you moved.

OHHH, It aint my fault!

2008-06-01T15:05:00.000-07:00

My Car got totally stolen when i went to the nine thirty club. I was like hmm, I feel like some shady business might be going on in this area, let me put all my CDs and things in my trunk. I bet some creepy glowing eyes were watching me from behind the bush. Shifting Side to side, Seeing all of the treasures I had in my trunk. All I can imagine is that it dissapeared, It probably will be left in some ghetto janked ass neighborhood, Someone probably ALREADY got all EMJAY on that shhhttt.

WHATEV!

This just gives My dad more of a reason to go all GEORGE JEFFERSON up in my face.

Now excuse me while i go read some fucking Wayne Dyer. I am excited to go to work tuesday to get an inspirational lecture and new self help suggestions from my boss. I'll be sure to share my wisdom with all.

-SOFIA.

D.C. dont stand for dodge city Y'all

2008-05-26T11:24:00.000-07:00

Yesterday was an amazing day...because it was SUNDAY... And a lovely day in Da Capital.

Alex and I had some pretty amazing adventures. I could write a whole drawn out description but I decided to just capture the essence of the day with this video...Because it is a pretty ON POINT representation.

Just add in some vegan cupcakes and gothic belly dancers. AND THERE YOU HAVE IT!

YR ATTEMPTS AT "OWNING" ME are FUTILE!!!

2008-05-25T10:42:00.000-07:00

First of ALL I dont even look like janet, and second of all, She hot anyway.

The only thing that's real is The Few, The Proud, and The Crucial.

2008-05-23T12:37:00.000-07:00

Unfortunately there are changes in life, You once spend most of your time naturally stoked on life, then everything changes. Then slowly...YOU MIGHT BE BECOMING THE TOWN OTIS CAMPBELL, full of all these alcoholic shenanigans. But don't worry yet, You are still lovable.

But then of course....Things could turn for the worst. You might eventually become the TOWN NICK NOLTE. And that is no joke.

So I better stop Hitting the SOF

But it is just so effervescent like my soul. Can't you read the can!

So basically this post is just about how I am going to stick to just poweraid... Whenever I have put too much poison in my body I try to eliminate it by dancing alcohol free for 7 hours straight at TOWN on saturdays. I actually can dance properly and not look foolish and I dont have to pay a gym fee. Plus drag queens and skinny underwear clad boys dancing on poles to Robyn and petshop boys. Hmmm. That sounds like someones nightmare.

Also catch ME in NEXT WEEKS Metro Weekly, What can I say, I was at Nelly's gay sports bar seeing miss shaqueeeeta Lee.

DID YOU KNOW!

2008-05-21T20:41:00.000-07:00

That smurfs are a communist plot....It was not only the super mario brothers game guys....

And in other saddening news....

THE EXXON SYMBOL...I was thinking that the double crosses were some kind of illuminati pagan symbolism.

But actually its supposed to be a cross of lorraine, which doesnt really seem too creepy anymore and now Im sad.

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!

2008-05-21T17:21:00.000-07:00

Sometimes people just say the most crazy things to me. At least once a week I get a patient who asks me how old I am, or am I old enough to be doing this job, and asked when I graduated college...I cant count how much I got that this week. One lady was so worried she thought I was sixteen! She was probably ready to sue the place, People often think I am the dentist's daughter, His daughter is like 12 years old!!!

Im totally thinking: " LADY DO I LOOK LIKE FREAKIN DOOGIE HOWSER RDH TO YOU!!!"

Should I just start wearing Red lipstick, false eye lashes, and try to create cleavage under my lab coat to prove I am a GROWN AYASS WOMAN!!!

It is most likely the fact that I have the Heart and Voice of an Elf!

Then there are men who want to ask me on dates, staring into my eyes for a half hour with a gleaming light behind me as I poke their gums. Whoa Oh OH!

08_5.08_ShortsIII@Asylum-053

2008-05-20T09:59:00.001-07:00

08_5.08_ShortsIII@Asylum-053
Originally uploaded by D.FINE

Hi there. Im here.

08_5.08_ShortsIII@Asylum-096

2008-05-20T09:56:00.001-07:00

08_5.08_ShortsIII@Asylum-096
Originally uploaded by D.FINE

Look at the fun that is Shorts.

Childs play motha fawka.

2008-05-19T17:34:00.000-07:00

HI.

I keep having nightmares or wack dreams this week. Its like I am taking the freaking Chantix, but I am not, I don't even smoke. It is not fair!

I just had a nightmare about Chucky. I bet this nap was really short, but I mean I felt like chucky was chasing me for a good three hours. The dream was about how i liked some boy and was sad and was waiting at a theatre and then chucky is chasing me I wont even go into details.

I was reading this random book that I saw when i was waiting in line for a table at kramers, The back of it sounded just like me. It is called the highly sensitive person. And everything in this book explains exactly how I am. Amazing. It explains the reason about why sometimes i hesitate a second to talk to people because i get caught up in my own thoughts and such. And why I analyze and care about what other people are probably feeling way too much.... And my nervous system is sensitive to things other people are not aware of. Weird.

I just had a flashback of my childhood. I was into Horror films and comic books when I was little, I really had a thrill out of getting scared. I did not even know how to read well yet but I would go to Cherie's dads Comic book store and Buy Tales from the Crypt Comics all the time and then my dad would read them to me before bed because i made him. Then i would go to sleep so scared but I liked that thrill. I remember one Christmas I asked for a Crypt creeper doll that they had at spencers. My parents actually bought it. And then on Christmas I TOTALLY FREAKED OUT SCARED AS HELL of this doll, I hid it in a closet and at night i would be like oh my god the crypt creeper doll ahhhhhhh! Then one Christmas My little sister wanted a chucky doll. And she got it. AND I WAS SO SCARED OF THAT CHUCKY DOLL, We both were, We shared a room and it was like an adventure game trying to avoid that doll. I think eventually we cut all its hair off drew make up on it and threw it in the woods. Now im thinking of that creepy bald chucky doll thats burried in my back yard.

I think that there was a failure to communicate with me and my parents. I was a highly sarcastic Child but they always believed me because I was also anal and uptight and serious. So when I really wanted A Cabbage Patch doll or a malibu Barbie to cuddle with....

I got a ghool to hide in my closet.

Now ON a happy note I am remembering a toy I actually enjoyed. A teddy rupskin. I mean it was so cute. I cried out of happiness when I got it. Now can I just have happy dreams about cuddling with a teddy rupskin. K thanks.

Near Death Experience.

2008-05-18T11:40:00.000-07:00

I just want to reflect on how IN LOVE i am with every person in my life, every old friend and every new friend and every friendly face I see. And my Moms and My Dad even my disgruntled sister. BECAUSE WHEN YOU ARE SCARED AS SHHHHHHh You just start thinking about that.

Yesterday fox five was filming in Barneys, there is a line we sell called miracle icons:

http://www.miracleicons.com/

The designer of Miracle icons told us the whole story behind it and she was custom making the jewelry in the store. She made all the employees a piece of jewelry with their saint of their name or a saint that is their patron saint. She made me a wooden prayer bracelet with an icon of saint sophia. Which means wisdom. Some of which I hope I have gained after my evening.

My icon is all worn out and was found in an ancient cave in France or something so the face looks more like emperor Palpatine from star wars. It is uncanny. But anyways, I am living by the notion that this holy bracelet saved my life last night.

So, Cali and I went to see cut copy last night in Baltimore, I missed the DC show, We were supposed to have a night of getting in ridiculous costumes and prancing with drag queens all night in DC, but I changed the plan. Cali had sworn before to only go to drag shows and redneck bars so I was down. But I got her to come to this with me. The show was not that good AT ALL. I thought that it was disappointing, I thought that would be the worst of the night... the after prancing was nice however and made me happy but I was ready to return home. But then we had to go to an after after party, and we realize the person driving us...well they probably shouldn't have been driving. And cali and I are neurotic sensitive people who are used to SLOW rides in cabs in DC, and slow country living in the suburbs of DC. SO when someone is driving REALLYYY FAST. Our lives kind of flash in front of us X 10. Also when someone is driving you and running red lights and saying that they were about to turn yellow, You know you are pretty much fucked.

We get to our destination, And go in the dirty ass warehouse, Okay I hate to insult other people's houses but it was late and dark and there were cats eating cake out of ash trays and weird things that reminded me of some kind of horror movie waiting to happen. Then cali and I got left alone and I called up my body guard but he only operates in DC, but I just let him know so he could kick someones ass if I got killed. hah. And he was like, "OH YEAH I RAGED AT THAT HOUSE I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE YOU ARE." Wow. What a relief. My other friend left cali and I and eventually we went up stairs to see some Chick in a Fuzzy Bear Costume, and Some dude on WEIRD DRUGS dancing around by himself for hours listening to Dave Nada's mix. Trying for six minutes to take his socks off and talking crazy talk. The bathroom Had Medication for Malaria. My eyes were itching from whatever fumes of crack were in the air. Whenever I usually go out I see so many people who are normal and they just make me so happy, But here the people were all wack. Some man was like COME HOME WITH ME TO MY MANSION IN BALTIMORE I HAVE WHISKY THERE....LISTEN Baltimore is known as the most filthy place on earth, have you not seen any john water's films???? THERE ARE NO MANSIONS IN BALTIMORE.
BASICALLY THE EXPERIENCE OF THE HOUSE WAS THIS:

IT is basically the next morning now and We think, okay friend should be good to drive. NO, ANOTHER RIDE OF OOOOH NOOOO. I was going to try to jump out of the car at a light and call the police to rescue us. So we all had breakfast and the woman who was the waitress had her eyes bugging out of her head and a mullet in a pony tail. We finally get taken back to my car. Cali and I are so grateful To be alive, we are going to read a new earth and live in happiness from now on.

It is now day light and birds are singing so we missed our chance to sleep. It felt like the end of a horror film when you have been chased by the bad guy all damn night and finally made it and the sun is shining and the credits are rolling.

BUT UH. Things ended Happy I am in bed and safe and in love with life and will be following strict SADD club lifestyle from now on. I was planning on moving close to my work for a minute but I think I'll stay around here where I can enjoy the bougie life.

Uh huh, okay, whats up, Shut up.

2008-05-16T09:56:00.000-07:00

This will for real for real trip you out.

Okay from 15 feet away you will see Marilyn Monroe...but up close you see Albert Einstein. Oh hell yeah!

In other news...I got invited to two weddings this week! Yes Yes Yes, I caught one bouquet and STILL AM NOT MARRIED! WHAT IS THAT??? But now its my chance to fix that.

Oh yes. I will be catching two more, That's my game.

Life has been good, I woke up yesterday and I said. I want to win. I want to be a winner today! And I skipped out of bed and made a peanut butter sandwich and was on my way for the long commute, and then I was feeling a tad parched...so I decided to pull into the local drive through McDonald's just for an order of Orange Juice to accompany my peanut butter. And guess what. The person is like "YYYOUUUU ARE A WINNNNNER! TODAY ONLY YOU GET A FREEEE CHICKEN BISCUIT!!!" And then I say..."No mam, i am sorry I do not want a chicken biscuit I would just like to order some Orange juice." And they are like WHY DONT CHU WAHNT YO CHICKEN BISCUIT THATS ALL YOU WIN NO SUBSTITUTES!....and I just was like I dont eat chicken nor biscuits but thanks very much...

See, I was vaguely a total winner just because I asked for it...

The rest of my day got kind of top secret eerie. Especially the weird 60's surf elevator music that was blasting into my office.

This is what my kids will be like.

2008-05-11T16:04:00.000-07:00

Straight up.

I want a moustache. DAMN IT!

2008-05-04T09:20:00.000-07:00

Okay,

First of all:

THIS SHOE IS SOOOOOO.....FIA!!

AND. This little girl is So...Fia haha.

Girl...Is that Feria?

2008-05-01T23:46:00.000-07:00

Just letting everyone in on a little bit of my personal life....Every Four weeks When I Dye My hair black because I can't go out when My roots are showing, This Song Starts to magically play.

too self-satisfied

2008-04-21T20:03:00.000-07:00

I am perfectly content with being just a Sofia. I pretty much hate twentysomething culture all together and am fine being square as a blocky block. I have fun at it. My fantastic man of a friend suggested that this is quite a flaw to be content with just being. He felt i should be livin it up and ending up in Hot tubs at the end of the evening. Unfortunately I don't think Ill be finding any hot tubs but maybe I catch the drift. DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND A GOOD HOT TUB? I resolved that I should never leave the house alone without a Fantastic Man. I think I was slacking at life for a couple months having no clue because I wasn't hanging with any fantastic men to give me wisdom. I have a clue whether I'll take it or not.. SO IF YOU DONT KNOW NOW YA KNOW!look at the LOAD OF FUN and getting awesome that I am missing out on!

The only time I have an issue with being ALLLLLLL BY MY SELFFFFFFF, is when it is raining and such like today and Sunday. I mean I wish i had some boy to swim in puddles with. I just keep looking out the window seeing amazing puddles that i want to swim in and I just cant act like a foolish fool all alone.

I'm supposed to be helping with writing lyrics tomorrow for the anarcho-folk band in which i will be singing mad britney style. I am coming up with a lot of delayed teen angst in the past week. Going to be great just great....stay tuned to this deal I will try to have videos of us as soon as things get rollin.

This week I am not working and hoping to replace my job while THEY are away again. I have alot of great extracurricular activities planned, Tomorrow may involve Brien giving me freak hair. Dav's thesis at corcoran thursday, Hopefully getting very Lowfia for the weekend.

My take on being a Successful Judger

2008-04-15T13:46:00.000-07:00

Today I am going to get a little big myers-Briggggy on you.

In a world of Judgers and perceivers we all know that Sofia is in fact one of the greatest Judgers of our time. Id like to think of myself as a lovable judger. Because we all know that we have the type of judgers that are bitches who give being a judger a bad name!

A judger is a person who is very responsible and straight laced and worried about doing what is right as soon as possible, taking care of business and getting closure and not fucking up. Judgers really are not fond of foolishness they like to have a schedule. As a judger I get really annoyed by people who do not like to make plans and by people not carrying through with the plans that were made. Judgers also may be people who are prescribed xanax.

SO sure I am a judger. But I am the good kind of judger. I am the kind of judger that doesn't want to ruin anybody else's fun! I hate a pissy judger who is just out to kill fun! Here is an example of an awful judger, an all around wet blanket kind of judger. A neighbor hears that the people next door are having a banging party at eight o clock on a saturday night so they come over and bitch about the good music and call the cops. They are the kind of judger that inflicts harm on other people. An all around "wet blanket" A good judger would have just stated: " ahh those fools next door Simmer down now!".....And left the situation alone.

Judgers gotta judge but you gotta be light hearted! For instance, if you told me how trashy you are. In my head I will be thinking, geeze this is one trashy person. BUT THEY ARE FUN. YESSSSSSSSSSSSS. And I will agree with you that you are trashy and love you. See, I judge with love.

If you are a judger you just have to always keep in mind that you never know when you might sell out and be lovin whatever you might be judgin. For instance, Jesse Neal and I are Both kind of edge breakers although I never claimed it and only lasted until twenty two years and I know i get no cred for that. (whole different blog topic for later)

But yeah, we are two judgers who accept that we might be doing whatever we are judging at any given moment so we are gonna judge without KILLING FUN!

As a rule of thumb for judgers..You must be able to tell the person who is getting judged that they are getting judged to their face. Otherwise its known as being a HATER. Nobody likes a hater. If someone is walking down the street looking a damn fool then its perfectly okay to be a hater! But if you know the person you better be an open judger.

So the reason I wrote this is that i cant stand being judged by other judgers who do not know how to judge with grace.

QUESTION: WOULD YOU WANT TO BE IN CAHOOTS WITH A PERSON LIKE THIS?
ANSWER: HELL NAW, SHES A JUDGER.

THANKYOU.

We need a DC Metropolitan area Support Group.

2008-04-14T09:15:00.000-07:00

What is a Person Called If they are basically A-sexual. But under RARE special cases someone can bring them out of being an a-sexual and make them very much Straight. Like under a lot of work someone can make the person straight and then the person ADORES being sexual and straight. They think, what the hell was I missing out on all that time being a-sexual. Geeze.....But then things snap back into being a-sexual. Like the person is just A-sexual again? Is that Bi-sexual if you are both... Or maybe this person is not queer or whatnot they are just fucking too lazy or preoccupied to get worked up or boy crazy...until they get the hang of things. Like they aren't even A sexual at all..They are just a really difficult shy person who is kind of lazy. Exactly.

TAKEN FROM URBAN DICTIONARY:
1.
asexual
a person who is not interested in or does not desire sexual activity, either within or outside of a relationship. asexuality is not the same as celibacy, which is the willful decision to not act on sexual feelings. asexuals, while not physically sexual-type folks, are none the less quite capable of loving, affectionate, romantic ties to others.
while many women involved in so-called "boston marriages" had asexual relationships, their partnerships have none-the-less been claimed by some as part of lesbian history.
by dagger_grrl Sep 12, 2003 email it

2.
Asexual

There are two general meanings.1. The absence of a sexuality, most notably in humans. Some may just not be sexuallly attracted to others, otehrs may completely lack a sex drive or sexual desires. Common misconceptions are that such people have suffered sexual abuse, are emotionally frigid, are closet homosexuals, masturbate ten times a day, are too ugly to get in a sexual relationship or are impotent. This, more often than not, does not apply.2. Without sexual intercourse. For example, cells (be it nerve cells, bacteria or other protozoa such as amoeba) reproduce via mitosis (or dividing) as opposed to sexual reproduction. The result tends to be two cells of exactly the same genetic structure as the 'parent cell', though genetic mutation can occur if the DNA is duplicated incorrectly.Connected words/phrases: asexuality, sexuality, sexual, mitosis, cell division, queer (asexuality is considered a queer sexuality. This is not a negatiive connotation, only meaning 'different').
1. I am not a closet homosexual, I am not impotent, I have not been sexually abused, I am not emotionally frigid, I don't masturbate ten times a day, and while I am one ugly bastard peopel round here are so easy I could get nookie the second I want it. I just don't want it. I am asexual.

HAHAHA LOL at that last definition there.

EDIT:

So After writing this blog I figured I better go take myself out on a really hawt A-sexual Date. So I went to the mexican restaurant. And Being A-sexual isnt really cracked up to what I thought it would be. I had to pay for my own date and no flowers for the flower herself. And yeah...I came home alone and aint gettin any.

So fuck it. I just decided I'll start Crushing on Justin John again. Like I have always said....He doesnt NEED TO BE GAY. I have short hair?

Young and open to new ideas........

2008-04-13T19:32:00.000-07:00

World Institute of scientology enterprises

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Institute_of_Scientology_Enterprises

Not sure how much I should blog about this. Lets just say. New Job. Lots of L.Ron....FLORIDA! NEW IDEAS!!! SELF HELP FOR THE COMMUTE!

I HAD NO CLUE THINGS LIKE THIS EXISTED. But right now I am researching and pretty much paranoid.

Lets say.....Sofia HOW DO YOU FALL INTO THESE SITUATIONS IN YOUR LIFE!!!

Don't care IF'N YOU DIE. aint got no reason to cry-y.

2008-04-13T07:33:00.000-07:00

I was doing some intense dreaming last night. Then I woke up this lovely Sunday morning and as I arise out of my dreams I am BELTING OUT! TIRED OF BEING ALIVE by Danzig.

I guess kind of like a dream where you are falling and you wake up flailing your arms everywhere but in this case I don't remember what I was freaking dreaming and I wake up fist pumping to an amazing danzig song I have not heard in years.

Now I am remembering that devils food cake I made. I should stop being tired of being alive this morning and BAKE STUFF!!! GOD. Why do i think "tired of being alive" is like a really hilarious and ridiculous thing to say.

A BIT OF HUMBLE PIE!

2008-04-07T05:50:00.000-07:00

Hey guys, the Universe Decided that they needed to send me a memo......

Hi Sof,

Sorry HUN but we just had to check in with a little report card for you. We are sorry to announce that you are losing at life. We were not quite sure that you were aware. We were worried that you might be thinking that you are "tha shit" So we will continually make your family life as completely devastating as we possibly can. And will curse you with the most awful digestive system known to man so that you live in constant pain. These little issues do make you kind of apathetic and you know this well. SO God NEGATIVE, can you just stop pretending to be so full of joy! That is why this morning we decided to make you hydroplane across 301. Yeah it was not your time to die yet so we made sure no cars were coming. You can thank us later because after a few months you might possssibly find someone to help you or possibly win something or get sense knocked into you and who knows you could possibly become THA SHIT.... If you really wanted to. So go do whatcha Do. Whatever that is that you do! champ.

GEEEZE. Can someone tell me why the Universe is being such a total bitch right now.

I need a to buy a ticket to Chicago. Oh so happy!

I KNOW WHAT I WANT, AND I WANT IT NOW!

2008-04-05T20:06:00.000-07:00

This post is a serious discussion on killer whales. There are many myths about these creatures!

Orca: The killer Whale, I saw this seventies horror film on killer whales a while back, and I was deeply thinking about killer whales on this lovely Saturday night so I thought I would discuss this movie. This movie was not some FAKE ASS JAWS. This movie was a love movie. It has been a very rare occasion that I have seen any romantic films. This was the kind of horror that is just sad, its not like some fucking shock movie about a shark that randomly kills you, this thing is trying to convey that the whales had some values. Well basically these people Harpoon a Killer whale and then the killer whale happens to have been pregnant and the baby falls out of the Mother whale onto the ship and dies, and then the Whale Dad is out in the water so sad, because his wife and his baby just died. So anyways the Whole horror aspect is how the Father killer whale tries to get revenge on the people who killed his baby and partner! which is completely understandable here. Sadly scientifically it has now been proven that Killer Whales are actually not monagamous creatures. Many people always thought it was so so sweet to know that killer whales are monagamous it gave us humans SO MUCH HOPE. Sure gave me some. I sure thought it was cute. but its wrong. The scientific "facts" that were dropped all over this movie were either LIES or they just diddnt know the real dealy deal on whales sex lives in the seventies. PSSSHHT.

Total bummmmmer

2008-03-27T20:32:00.000-07:00

So today I was like, ah I can be a baller today and buy my freaking Royal blue suede shoes because I sweat them long enough. I was just worried of the hazzard of when I wear them that someone would destroy seven hundred dollar shoes and I would go apeeee shet on them. I really would! BUT THEY SOLD OUT, and Its going to take me a lot of effort to find them so I just bought a lame half ass blue suede shoe, So just to let everyone know. You can vomit all over my 70 dollar blue suede shoes, spill drinks on them, bleed on them. Whatev. And I will not kill you. It aint nothin but a thang.

So i just did a hello kitty psychoanalysis
http://www.sanriotown.com/psycho/psycho6/psycho6_us.htm

Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. questions....

So I will probably take this job tomorrow just on the terms that I think this dentist wants to teach me to play the accordion. I will have to be commuting an hour, be working far from DC as well, probably not have a social life. But After work I can play my accordion. Sometimes being alone is nice. I like commuting, its a nice time to listen to songs and such.

Giving bustas Rainchecks on the daily

2008-03-24T09:05:00.000-07:00

The other night I saw this rat carrying a carryout box on its head walking across the street and I thought that was so adorable, Eh this might just be common but I guess I've never seen a rat before.

Snails sleep for three years! Sofs Sleep for One Whole Day!

WHAT DID I MISS???

DEZ is back. And it was amaaazing to see her.

Im probably taking a new job, I am going to work there on Friday. It is in historic laurel. It was the most charming little town with the most charming little dental office with the most charming dentist and I can be the most charming dental high genius. Then I will be working and commuting so much that it will be insane! Butttt I could possibly become kind of a semi slight minor baller finally.

FUCKN' A, Im going out with Sophia tonight, yes we have made up no more break uppp.

EASTER PRE-GAMING

2008-03-18T19:19:00.000-07:00

Heres a little early easter magic. Stare at this Image for 30 to 60 seconds...real hard. THEN: Look into a light source, such as a lamp, or near a window. Know what I'm sayin? So then I swear you are going to see Jesus Christ Before your EYES!!!! You might not even believe its happening but it is.

YOU ARE A ROCK STAR IN JESUS'S NAME

2008-03-11T08:09:00.000-07:00

Favorite Love songs!!

" You are my sweetheart to the end
You are so sweet as Domino sugar
You are the girl of my dreams
You are so lovable to me in the long run"

Courtney love by Wesley Willis.

IF A MAN WROTE A SONG ABOUT ME LIKE THAT. Swoon. If someone just said: YOU ARE MY PRETTY LADY TILL THE END! haha that is the nicest thing a man could tell ya!

Lately I feel like my mind is getting erased, like i am forgetting names of people and things and forgetting what I have seen and heard or felt in the past few years, its pretty strange. I have a lot of things I should be doing to be productive, You know...like sending my resume to some doctors....But I'm sitting here thinking about how I cant really remember how I used to feel six months ago. No sir I don't like it.

Is there such a thing as someone who has an obsession with buying dental products, hair products, products products products. Someone who spends most of their money at a pharmacy and sephora. Because my credit card statement is telling me that I have this obsession. COME ON SOFIA, Do you need a deluxe water pik? How many toothbrushes do you need to try, How many perfumes do you want to buy because you like the fucking pretty bottle!!!, How many waxes do you need to put in your hair when it always looks like a hedgehog no matter what???!

The Fabulous Las Vegas Nevada

2008-03-03T19:23:00.000-08:00

This weekend was pretty tight because I went to Las Vegas with DJ Gavin Holland to the Mandalay bay, I got to experience all of his 24 year old Bougie VIP glory that he got paid for. It was a pretty amazing time. But there is no need for me to elaborate on the whole thing. It was pretty much like this:
Don't worry tho, not only swanky things went down, it wasn't all about gold limos fancy chandeliers and flat panel TV's by yr toilet. We walked "the strip", we experienced the prostitute trading cards and all the uber corniness. Hmm Let me tell ya, Toni Braxton is the shit in Las Vegas.
Ah the only pictures I took are blurry because I was too much of a DG the whole time!

Love,

SOF

Heart warming.

2008-02-27T18:44:00.000-08:00

Myy life is like a baddd movie.

2008-02-26T18:22:00.000-08:00

badd ass.

Once My life was an uneventful loop. It was pretty repetitive but I had an exact plan on how I wanted everything to work out but now its not like that at all. I have been forced to be the creator of my own experiences while being alone and I am really entertaining myself lately. Even if I do nothing on a day off I feel pretty satisfied with things. Everyone in my life seems like a pretty off beat character. Some come and go, but there are always more, even my family who are pretty ridiculous contribute to my amusement with my life right now. Your best friend can become a psychopathic maniac! I never know what to expect! Something cute is always happening every day as well, I love that. I think if my life is like a movie it would definitely be a movie similar to pecker. Except not as GENIUS as Pecker by any means, because my life is not an amazing story. Its just kind of cute and bizarre. I mean as far as cute and bizarre goes, right now I am at my house and my loud danish grandma is here complaining in her piercing accent about her Schwiegermutter, my grandpa is fixing something in the kitchen being weird and i feel that he is on the verge of Alzheimer's, And I am quite worried that he is the one who is going to be driving me to BWI to go to Las Vegas on Friday, Also kind of random. Actually pretty exciting. Then My sister is here, with her boyfriend and they are all punk rocked out with doc martens and cigarettes hanging out of their mouths, in the house with my grandparents. Its weird for me to be here! Its all kind of a big wack lighthearted romantic comedy, But not like a dumb ass movie with meg ryan or Jennifer anniston or whatever the typical folk are into watching these days. Its more wacky and Its only a comedy to me because nobody else would think its funny. Except like CHERIE. OF COURSE. I just constantly look at situations and think, "Man this is pretty wack". It looks like it all may end up with me as a banal dental hygienist in Maryland, but it could all end up pretty intense you never know. and as long as I am wild at heart. I just have this sense something intense will happen that will be pretty amazing and I will appreciate having had my four year plan fucked up! UFF!!!

So anyways, i have been reading a lot of dumb conspiracy theories, and overall dumb things, like I am reading about how Gravity is a total Hoax right now. Sounds like bullshit right? but If you want me to believe any damn thing you say just start talking about it in terms of math and space and Ill give up and accept it as truth. Don't take me to the Scientology church tour. BAD IDEA.

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

2008-02-25T10:41:00.000-08:00

Moon babies.

2008-02-19T16:10:00.000-08:00

HAHA.

Ridiculous. Just Ridiculous

2008-02-14T10:06:00.000-08:00

I just can not handle the amount of tight things that exist at the moment for me to CONSUME.

Yr killin me here!

2008-02-14T08:14:00.000-08:00

IM SO HAPPY THAT I CANT STOP SMILING! lOOK AT ITS LITTLE FEETS!

My valentines anthem of this moment is all night long by lionel ritchie.

At the moment my life is being altered by fortune cookies. I eat Chinese food on the daily. Fortune of the moment: YOU ARE THE MASTER OF ALL SITUATIONS.

believe.

THIS IS ABOUT A MAN WHO I KNEW!!!

2008-02-06T17:58:00.001-08:00

http://vice.typepad.com/vice_magazine/2008/02/new-york---left.html

AHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAH.

check it owwwt!

2008-02-05T16:59:00.000-08:00

This is Tight and Awesome At the Same Time.

GUILTY FEET HAVE GOT no RHYTHM!!!!

2008-02-05T09:32:00.000-08:00

It Seems that If i post something on this blog that I want I actually get it so

GIVE GOOD GIFT!!!

Wanna be my luvah wanna be my luvah.

2008-02-03T19:19:00.000-08:00

Herro,

HAYE BOYYY, LOOK HOW MUCH GAME I HAVE NOW!

IF you see a cat who is an Orange Cat, It is ALWAYS a male cat. I kidd you not!

MY FRIEND LOOKS JUST LIKE A BLACK HELLO KITTY HEAD!!!

Im Really Big with Italian Gay Men Right now.

Chemicals.

Look at those CT's

How does Randi pick up all the Hot guys when we go places Eh?

Good night.

KIM AND MAGGIE, JUNE AND DUFFY

2008-02-01T15:49:00.000-08:00

Joyce and Terry, Paul and MOLLY!

SOFIA AND VENUS
doppleganger Sofia and Christian!

sweeeeeeeet janeeee

2008-01-27T07:58:00.000-08:00

I LOVE YOUUU THISS MUCH!!!!

2008-01-25T10:50:00.000-08:00

YAY.

I am going to the Freaaaaaking post office, I think I am really really bad at mailing things and need people like grandma phillis and elaine to freaking get pissed before I do what I need to do.

123 IM GOING NOW!!

I keep thinking about the brothers gibb, OH BEEGEES! They make me laugh and they make me cry.

SOMEBODY CALL THE PARAMEDICS

2008-01-23T19:34:00.000-08:00

SOFIA IS ABOUT TO CHANGE HER LIFE WITH DIA-FUCKI-NETICS.

I am not in the clear my friends.

Going to get audited next week.

I was watching Eyes wide shut and I just got moved, the images of Tom Cruise and his negative engrams in the film. I felt a connection.

I probably have all these awful incidences trapped in my mind that I dont even know about.

And just for the record, I dont believe in aliens, and dont want to join an orgy masked sex cult.

Just lookin for a little bit of clarity.

FIFI YR SUCH A FOOL.

2008-01-16T11:02:00.000-08:00

The past is the past. Everything meant something, This gigantic roach being eaten by ants on the Howard University Clinic floor...It meant something. All that pain from that place made me stronger. Now i am able to deal with some real nasty shit.

Stress and Love make me act like a dumb ass. I regret that. I want to be understanding and I dont want to hurt anyone, even when I feel hurt. From now on! I want to be the new Sof I was a couple months ago, And I will just stay that way. FO_EVA. HOLY MOLY. Love really does make me act a fool.

I NEED to get some drinks tonight.

NEW YORK NEXT WEEK WITH VENUS SHES A SUPREMIST AND A GENIUS!

I Sign off with a little power anthem:
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun DUN DUN DUN HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYGH. Dun dun dun dun.

HEY

HEY

HEY.

WISH IT WAS TRUE

2008-01-14T19:54:00.000-08:00

onelovesalta (10:51:31 PM): so i heard a rumor about you
quiteatravesty (10:51:39 PM): What is it
onelovesalta (10:51:59 PM): Is Spock your uncle?
quiteatravesty (10:52:04 PM): ha not really!
quiteatravesty (10:52:07 PM): Who told you that rumor.
onelovesalta (10:52:24 PM): i think it was Dez
quiteatravesty (10:52:29 PM): i wish i was a ukainian jew
onelovesalta (10:52:39 PM): I was really impressed with that

I would like to give a thankyou to Desirea for spreading such an awesome rumor and making me seem cool to boys. Geeze Everyone would be my friend if only Spock was my uncle.

But no i like have Uncle mike!

LAME!

Januaryyyy

2008-01-06T08:09:00.000-08:00

Ronald gave me a very lovely fucking birthday Parteee with some AMAZING elf soap from Sweden. I guess I got all I had wanted for christmas!!!

Xtian and Xphia
A man from france and Jason Frantz.

Anna AND I!!!

Me standing in front of a man with a really awful uni pit stain.

I had a fun birthday besides the fact that I lost my credit card, my phone and a pair of new underpants.

Herro????

2008-01-05T09:11:00.000-08:00

CHICKN+ WAFFLES
You can take the girl out of Hooters but you cant her big ass white socks.

NYE/2007

2008-01-03T14:21:00.000-08:00

I got a lifetime supply of Swedish Elf Soap To wash My Elf Body.

SOPHIA+XTIAN

RANDOM white BOYs Are an ELF'S kryptonite

I'm Starting out this year as a Happy Camper. I am going to try to keep a positive attitude this year and welcome all changes....Everything happens for a reason. I guess I have lost the desire for having plans. I dont care for plans anymore. I feel like if something devestates me I just need to think that it means in the end something more amazing will cancel it out. I dont think I will sit around wishing for something wonderful, if something wonderful happens then I will just appreciate it even more if it is not expected. I feel like little simple things are making me really happy lately! I feel really content, I sent in my MD licence, My job is really pleasant, I have lovely pals....

The only negative thing I see going on is my sister. I feel so down that I dont have a sibling who is a good and normal human being, I really like to take care of other people, I would be the BEST sister! But no such luck!

THE END.

I dont think Light sabers symbolize male power.

2007-12-29T21:51:00.000-08:00

Cherie got sick so did not come to MD. She got me the best XmasX presents ever!! The next time she comes is going to be in spring. I will wait to buy my bike because we need to have twin bikes!! I'm getting a vince jacket instead for now. I am just as excited if not more EXCITED.

I wonder if someone is going to get grumpy elf Soap for xmas???

I never wrote about my little sister's bipolar trip out on Christmas which led to my parents kicking her out of the car on the way back from dinner. And me being punched in the gut by my sister. Well I guess I don't care to elaborate....

The end of the year is going nicely! I had a great day today filled with amazing art and a great new cafe I LOVE and THE Christmas tree which was still lit up. I'm going to see My VENUS in the morning and going up to BALMER in the evening to danseeee.

I HAVE MY SOPHIA BACK finally!!!! I missed her SO MUCH. Xtian is leaving new york for new years and coming to DC. I don't have a dress. Sophia called him tonight, He was drunk but he said he will design me a dress. LETS HOPE he remembers!!!!! We are asking so much from this man!

CAN I BORROW THAT TOP.,....BETCH.

xsexmasx

2007-12-25T21:46:00.000-08:00

Myspace Glitter Graphics

....

2007-12-17T19:00:00.000-08:00

Howard called and left a message on my answering machine to come pick up my papers.

Basically it takes an ANGRY BLOG to get anything done these days!!!!!!

yes yes yes.

Venus just decided that chicago is too cold right now so we are changing our plans to miami. She wants to go January 2nd. This is random but it sounds like an awesome idea!

Boyz and ghouls???

2007-12-03T20:28:00.000-08:00

I Have a few goals for right now.

I am pretty much infatuated with the harmonica right now. I will learn to play the harmonica. I think it is something I could be amazing at. I want one for christmas.

I need to learn how to appreciate christmas, my favorite time of the year...even if this christmas will not be the same. I need thoughts of deery lou and sugar plumb elves and saint lucia dancing in my head.

My heart is exploding with the need to love someone. I need to hug everyone from now on. I need a release. I just basically want to hug everyone who makes me happy.

I want to discover ska music, like the ska from the fifties, and on. Not like just mighty mighty bosstones ska revival or something i mean i want to appreciate real ska. Something I skipped over in life.

I never post any pics....But I must express how amazingggggg Drag queen brunch at perrys was! This shit is better than Medeivel Times!

X-tian is coming to DC tomorrow and I also will hopefully meet sophs fabulous mother!

My last day at urban was yesterday....I think i will miss it alot, i loved that job because of my coworkers...but im glad ill never deal with the customers in that neighborhood EVER AGAIN!

FAKE ASS CHINATOWN.

EVERY WEEK EVERYTHING CHANGES.

I love working at barneys but I cant just survive on Retail, Im about to Go F*&K SHIT UP AT HOWARD TOMORROW IF THEY CANT FREAKING GIVE ME A PIECE OF PAPER SAYING I GRADUATED. Those b*tc&es are f**&(king WITH MY MONEY.

I cant wait for elaine to visit in a couple weeks. We are going to get our hair done and buy bicycles from Ryan lewis's shop then probably have some lovely adventures. I miss YOU PENNY LAUBSTER!!

Welly welly welly welly welly welllllll!

2007-11-30T23:00:00.000-08:00

Im an orange orange person these days! I feel like a little fall acorn. I need a whole new wardrobe. I also need to have an all new wardrobe of SCRUBS. And no this classy lady will not have no POOH BEAR on it NO WAYSSS.

Today was the day of birth for my little LAUBSTERPENNEY!

We will belated parteee in december when she visits. I am very excited.

<3.

FIFI got a new part time retail job...Because Cleaning teeth is not fun enough for me for the whole week I must be around clothing on the side. Maybe I can now develop a new posh adult look.

I dont want to drink and act all PASSIONATE any more. Not cool. The only passion I want from drinking is that sweetened Passion Fruit tea KNOWMSAYIN?

Danielle and I!!

2007-11-29T02:02:00.001-08:00

Danielle & Sophia
Originally uploaded by Will Upshur

BUDDIES!!

DD, SP, and J J in the MIDDAY.

2007-11-29T02:01:00.001-08:00

Danielle, Sophia & I
Originally uploaded by Will Upshur

WISKING It out.

Ask Andrew

2007-11-19T10:18:00.000-08:00

When I was feeling like I had no hope....like I was at an all time low. I said to myself "Who can I go to?, Where can I find the answers to how I am going to make it in life?" Well You might think it would be a perfect time to find religion. God gave me answers, yeah he did. But I already had Gods answers in my heart. Maybe God's answers were not what I needed at the time, I needed to know even more. I needed someone to inspire me who is of my generation!! Someone who is my friend that understands ME!! I seek my advice from ANDREW W.K.

I will live my life like its the last day and live my life like I want to LIVE FOREVER......

AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!

So maybe all the people who spend all their time BITCHING should be SWITCHING to this philosophy.

RIGHT ON!!!

House Elf

2007-11-18T21:29:00.000-08:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House-elf

Sophia told me that I am like a house Elf that was set free. It seems so fitting. In fact ITS AMAZINGGGG.

Aw. I want to be someones house elf! But in my time free I enjoy driving fast and listening to sexy funky music.

L.O.V.E. LOVE. G.L.O.V.E. Glove.

2007-11-15T16:32:00.000-08:00

I was thinking about not taking any more digital pictures, I havnt kept my camera with me lately. I feel like Paul McCartney, MEMORY ALMOST FULL. I dont want to delete all my old pictures so that I can take new ones!!. I want to print them all and make a wonderful book. Yeah Im going to just say it. A scrap book!!! haha. You know that Rockwell song may have caused me a bit of paranoia. I have two real paper journals. I am afraid of them so I hid them. Cherie and I had an amazing poem journal that was quite funny. It was full of izone pictures. I miss The Izone camera!!

So I was just thinking about Paul Mccarney. I am so sad that he lost Linda. And Then i was just thinking about that Paul Mccarney and Micheal Jackson song sayyy say sayyyyy. Well I really liked that song and that video when I was little.

And Now I am thinking about how Sonny Bono has not been with us for a really long time. And I forgot that! I wonder how many people on the earth were thinking about Sonny Bono at this very moment!!!

I think I might be afraid of my memory. I am very very excited for thanksgiving!!! I cant wait to see all of my family, especially my Godparents because they love me and have helped me so much!! Im glad that I can appreciate something like that. Then later I will see all of my friends, because Im just as thankful for them. And I dont care if Thanksgiving is Just some Holiday that Someone just invented. I dont even believe in Pilgrims and Indians. They diddnt exist. Its all a Hoax anyway!!! But still, I can love thanksgiving!

-Sofia.

ALL IM SAYING IS

2007-11-10T19:47:00.000-08:00

PRINCE VS. MICHEAL JACKSON. VS. RICK JAMES.

IS ALL IM LOOKINGXFORWARDX TO Tomorrow.!

Party hard with your badddddddd self.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.....

Ghost face cuteahhh.

2007-11-07T06:37:00.000-08:00

I probably had forgotten about myself. I should only want the best for myself.

SOFIAH. Now is the time I am going to get everything together. I want to be treated how I should be treated. If someone does not see any worth in me then I dont want to be in their life either. I should have realized that long ago. The world is crazy and mysterious. I have no clue what is happening and if things happen for a reason. I will never make plans on how things will end up. I will never cry again. I think I'm really strong now. It is really important for people to have positive goals. I learned that I need to be a more understanding person. Im over how I was. Im so strong now that I never will have all that anxiety I had before again.

I OVERCOME NOW i NEED TO GO TO SOME FUCKKKNNN HARDCORE SHOWS AGAIN.

I love my friends.

2007-11-07T06:10:00.000-08:00

Oh soph!!!

Cherie and Randi and Sophia have really helped me out lately and I love everyone who is there for me. And thats more people then I ever thought I had.