Yesterday was an amazing day...because it was SUNDAY... And a lovely day in Da Capital.
Alex and I had some pretty amazing adventures. I could write a whole drawn out description but I decided to just capture the essence of the day with this video...Because it is a pretty ON POINT representation.
Just add in some vegan cupcakes and gothic belly dancers. AND THERE YOU HAVE IT!
Monday, May 26, 2008
Sunday, May 25, 2008
YR ATTEMPTS AT "OWNING" ME are FUTILE!!!
First of ALL I dont even look like janet, and second of all, She hot anyway.
Friday, May 23, 2008
The only thing that's real is The Few, The Proud, and The Crucial.
Unfortunately there are changes in life, You once spend most of your time naturally stoked on life, then everything changes. Then slowly...YOU MIGHT BE BECOMING THE TOWN OTIS CAMPBELL, full of all these alcoholic shenanigans. But don't worry yet, You are still lovable.
But then of course....Things could turn for the worst. You might eventually become the TOWN NICK NOLTE. And that is no joke.
So I better stop Hitting the SOF
But it is just so effervescent like my soul. Can't you read the can!
So basically this post is just about how I am going to stick to just poweraid... Whenever I have put too much poison in my body I try to eliminate it by dancing alcohol free for 7 hours straight at TOWN on saturdays. I actually can dance properly and not look foolish and I dont have to pay a gym fee. Plus drag queens and skinny underwear clad boys dancing on poles to Robyn and petshop boys. Hmmm. That sounds like someones nightmare.
Also catch ME in NEXT WEEKS Metro Weekly, What can I say, I was at Nelly's gay sports bar seeing miss shaqueeeeta Lee.
But then of course....Things could turn for the worst. You might eventually become the TOWN NICK NOLTE. And that is no joke.
So I better stop Hitting the SOF
But it is just so effervescent like my soul. Can't you read the can!
So basically this post is just about how I am going to stick to just poweraid... Whenever I have put too much poison in my body I try to eliminate it by dancing alcohol free for 7 hours straight at TOWN on saturdays. I actually can dance properly and not look foolish and I dont have to pay a gym fee. Plus drag queens and skinny underwear clad boys dancing on poles to Robyn and petshop boys. Hmmm. That sounds like someones nightmare.
Also catch ME in NEXT WEEKS Metro Weekly, What can I say, I was at Nelly's gay sports bar seeing miss shaqueeeeta Lee.
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
DID YOU KNOW!
That smurfs are a communist plot....It was not only the super mario brothers game guys....
And in other saddening news....
THE EXXON SYMBOL...I was thinking that the double crosses were some kind of illuminati pagan symbolism.
But actually its supposed to be a cross of lorraine, which doesnt really seem too creepy anymore and now Im sad.
And in other saddening news....
THE EXXON SYMBOL...I was thinking that the double crosses were some kind of illuminati pagan symbolism.
But actually its supposed to be a cross of lorraine, which doesnt really seem too creepy anymore and now Im sad.
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!
Sometimes people just say the most crazy things to me. At least once a week I get a patient who asks me how old I am, or am I old enough to be doing this job, and asked when I graduated college...I cant count how much I got that this week. One lady was so worried she thought I was sixteen! She was probably ready to sue the place, People often think I am the dentist's daughter, His daughter is like 12 years old!!!
Im totally thinking: " LADY DO I LOOK LIKE FREAKIN DOOGIE HOWSER RDH TO YOU!!!"
Should I just start wearing Red lipstick, false eye lashes, and try to create cleavage under my lab coat to prove I am a GROWN AYASS WOMAN!!!
It is most likely the fact that I have the Heart and Voice of an Elf!
Then there are men who want to ask me on dates, staring into my eyes for a half hour with a gleaming light behind me as I poke their gums. Whoa Oh OH!
Im totally thinking: " LADY DO I LOOK LIKE FREAKIN DOOGIE HOWSER RDH TO YOU!!!"
Should I just start wearing Red lipstick, false eye lashes, and try to create cleavage under my lab coat to prove I am a GROWN AYASS WOMAN!!!
It is most likely the fact that I have the Heart and Voice of an Elf!
Then there are men who want to ask me on dates, staring into my eyes for a half hour with a gleaming light behind me as I poke their gums. Whoa Oh OH!
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Monday, May 19, 2008
Childs play motha fawka.
HI.
I keep having nightmares or wack dreams this week. Its like I am taking the freaking Chantix, but I am not, I don't even smoke. It is not fair!
I just had a nightmare about Chucky. I bet this nap was really short, but I mean I felt like chucky was chasing me for a good three hours. The dream was about how i liked some boy and was sad and was waiting at a theatre and then chucky is chasing me I wont even go into details.
I was reading this random book that I saw when i was waiting in line for a table at kramers, The back of it sounded just like me. It is called the highly sensitive person. And everything in this book explains exactly how I am. Amazing. It explains the reason about why sometimes i hesitate a second to talk to people because i get caught up in my own thoughts and such. And why I analyze and care about what other people are probably feeling way too much.... And my nervous system is sensitive to things other people are not aware of. Weird.
I just had a flashback of my childhood. I was into Horror films and comic books when I was little, I really had a thrill out of getting scared. I did not even know how to read well yet but I would go to Cherie's dads Comic book store and Buy Tales from the Crypt Comics all the time and then my dad would read them to me before bed because i made him. Then i would go to sleep so scared but I liked that thrill. I remember one Christmas I asked for a Crypt creeper doll that they had at spencers. My parents actually bought it. And then on Christmas I TOTALLY FREAKED OUT SCARED AS HELL of this doll, I hid it in a closet and at night i would be like oh my god the crypt creeper doll ahhhhhhh! Then one Christmas My little sister wanted a chucky doll. And she got it. AND I WAS SO SCARED OF THAT CHUCKY DOLL, We both were, We shared a room and it was like an adventure game trying to avoid that doll. I think eventually we cut all its hair off drew make up on it and threw it in the woods. Now im thinking of that creepy bald chucky doll thats burried in my back yard.
I think that there was a failure to communicate with me and my parents. I was a highly sarcastic Child but they always believed me because I was also anal and uptight and serious. So when I really wanted A Cabbage Patch doll or a malibu Barbie to cuddle with....
I got a ghool to hide in my closet.
Now ON a happy note I am remembering a toy I actually enjoyed. A teddy rupskin. I mean it was so cute. I cried out of happiness when I got it. Now can I just have happy dreams about cuddling with a teddy rupskin. K thanks.
I keep having nightmares or wack dreams this week. Its like I am taking the freaking Chantix, but I am not, I don't even smoke. It is not fair!
I just had a nightmare about Chucky. I bet this nap was really short, but I mean I felt like chucky was chasing me for a good three hours. The dream was about how i liked some boy and was sad and was waiting at a theatre and then chucky is chasing me I wont even go into details.
I was reading this random book that I saw when i was waiting in line for a table at kramers, The back of it sounded just like me. It is called the highly sensitive person. And everything in this book explains exactly how I am. Amazing. It explains the reason about why sometimes i hesitate a second to talk to people because i get caught up in my own thoughts and such. And why I analyze and care about what other people are probably feeling way too much.... And my nervous system is sensitive to things other people are not aware of. Weird.
I just had a flashback of my childhood. I was into Horror films and comic books when I was little, I really had a thrill out of getting scared. I did not even know how to read well yet but I would go to Cherie's dads Comic book store and Buy Tales from the Crypt Comics all the time and then my dad would read them to me before bed because i made him. Then i would go to sleep so scared but I liked that thrill. I remember one Christmas I asked for a Crypt creeper doll that they had at spencers. My parents actually bought it. And then on Christmas I TOTALLY FREAKED OUT SCARED AS HELL of this doll, I hid it in a closet and at night i would be like oh my god the crypt creeper doll ahhhhhhh! Then one Christmas My little sister wanted a chucky doll. And she got it. AND I WAS SO SCARED OF THAT CHUCKY DOLL, We both were, We shared a room and it was like an adventure game trying to avoid that doll. I think eventually we cut all its hair off drew make up on it and threw it in the woods. Now im thinking of that creepy bald chucky doll thats burried in my back yard.
I think that there was a failure to communicate with me and my parents. I was a highly sarcastic Child but they always believed me because I was also anal and uptight and serious. So when I really wanted A Cabbage Patch doll or a malibu Barbie to cuddle with....
I got a ghool to hide in my closet.
Now ON a happy note I am remembering a toy I actually enjoyed. A teddy rupskin. I mean it was so cute. I cried out of happiness when I got it. Now can I just have happy dreams about cuddling with a teddy rupskin. K thanks.
Sunday, May 18, 2008
Near Death Experience.
I just want to reflect on how IN LOVE i am with every person in my life, every old friend and every new friend and every friendly face I see. And my Moms and My Dad even my disgruntled sister. BECAUSE WHEN YOU ARE SCARED AS SHHHHHHh You just start thinking about that.
Yesterday fox five was filming in Barneys, there is a line we sell called miracle icons:
http://www.miracleicons.com/
The designer of Miracle icons told us the whole story behind it and she was custom making the jewelry in the store. She made all the employees a piece of jewelry with their saint of their name or a saint that is their patron saint. She made me a wooden prayer bracelet with an icon of saint sophia. Which means wisdom. Some of which I hope I have gained after my evening.
My icon is all worn out and was found in an ancient cave in France or something so the face looks more like emperor Palpatine from star wars. It is uncanny. But anyways, I am living by the notion that this holy bracelet saved my life last night.
So, Cali and I went to see cut copy last night in Baltimore, I missed the DC show, We were supposed to have a night of getting in ridiculous costumes and prancing with drag queens all night in DC, but I changed the plan. Cali had sworn before to only go to drag shows and redneck bars so I was down. But I got her to come to this with me. The show was not that good AT ALL. I thought that it was disappointing, I thought that would be the worst of the night... the after prancing was nice however and made me happy but I was ready to return home. But then we had to go to an after after party, and we realize the person driving us...well they probably shouldn't have been driving. And cali and I are neurotic sensitive people who are used to SLOW rides in cabs in DC, and slow country living in the suburbs of DC. SO when someone is driving REALLYYY FAST. Our lives kind of flash in front of us X 10. Also when someone is driving you and running red lights and saying that they were about to turn yellow, You know you are pretty much fucked.
We get to our destination, And go in the dirty ass warehouse, Okay I hate to insult other people's houses but it was late and dark and there were cats eating cake out of ash trays and weird things that reminded me of some kind of horror movie waiting to happen. Then cali and I got left alone and I called up my body guard but he only operates in DC, but I just let him know so he could kick someones ass if I got killed. hah. And he was like, "OH YEAH I RAGED AT THAT HOUSE I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE YOU ARE." Wow. What a relief. My other friend left cali and I and eventually we went up stairs to see some Chick in a Fuzzy Bear Costume, and Some dude on WEIRD DRUGS dancing around by himself for hours listening to Dave Nada's mix. Trying for six minutes to take his socks off and talking crazy talk. The bathroom Had Medication for Malaria. My eyes were itching from whatever fumes of crack were in the air. Whenever I usually go out I see so many people who are normal and they just make me so happy, But here the people were all wack. Some man was like COME HOME WITH ME TO MY MANSION IN BALTIMORE I HAVE WHISKY THERE....LISTEN Baltimore is known as the most filthy place on earth, have you not seen any john water's films???? THERE ARE NO MANSIONS IN BALTIMORE.
BASICALLY THE EXPERIENCE OF THE HOUSE WAS THIS:
IT is basically the next morning now and We think, okay friend should be good to drive. NO, ANOTHER RIDE OF OOOOH NOOOO. I was going to try to jump out of the car at a light and call the police to rescue us. So we all had breakfast and the woman who was the waitress had her eyes bugging out of her head and a mullet in a pony tail. We finally get taken back to my car. Cali and I are so grateful To be alive, we are going to read a new earth and live in happiness from now on.
It is now day light and birds are singing so we missed our chance to sleep. It felt like the end of a horror film when you have been chased by the bad guy all damn night and finally made it and the sun is shining and the credits are rolling.
BUT UH. Things ended Happy I am in bed and safe and in love with life and will be following strict SADD club lifestyle from now on. I was planning on moving close to my work for a minute but I think I'll stay around here where I can enjoy the bougie life.
Yesterday fox five was filming in Barneys, there is a line we sell called miracle icons:
http://www.miracleicons.com/
The designer of Miracle icons told us the whole story behind it and she was custom making the jewelry in the store. She made all the employees a piece of jewelry with their saint of their name or a saint that is their patron saint. She made me a wooden prayer bracelet with an icon of saint sophia. Which means wisdom. Some of which I hope I have gained after my evening.
My icon is all worn out and was found in an ancient cave in France or something so the face looks more like emperor Palpatine from star wars. It is uncanny. But anyways, I am living by the notion that this holy bracelet saved my life last night.
So, Cali and I went to see cut copy last night in Baltimore, I missed the DC show, We were supposed to have a night of getting in ridiculous costumes and prancing with drag queens all night in DC, but I changed the plan. Cali had sworn before to only go to drag shows and redneck bars so I was down. But I got her to come to this with me. The show was not that good AT ALL. I thought that it was disappointing, I thought that would be the worst of the night... the after prancing was nice however and made me happy but I was ready to return home. But then we had to go to an after after party, and we realize the person driving us...well they probably shouldn't have been driving. And cali and I are neurotic sensitive people who are used to SLOW rides in cabs in DC, and slow country living in the suburbs of DC. SO when someone is driving REALLYYY FAST. Our lives kind of flash in front of us X 10. Also when someone is driving you and running red lights and saying that they were about to turn yellow, You know you are pretty much fucked.
We get to our destination, And go in the dirty ass warehouse, Okay I hate to insult other people's houses but it was late and dark and there were cats eating cake out of ash trays and weird things that reminded me of some kind of horror movie waiting to happen. Then cali and I got left alone and I called up my body guard but he only operates in DC, but I just let him know so he could kick someones ass if I got killed. hah. And he was like, "OH YEAH I RAGED AT THAT HOUSE I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE YOU ARE." Wow. What a relief. My other friend left cali and I and eventually we went up stairs to see some Chick in a Fuzzy Bear Costume, and Some dude on WEIRD DRUGS dancing around by himself for hours listening to Dave Nada's mix. Trying for six minutes to take his socks off and talking crazy talk. The bathroom Had Medication for Malaria. My eyes were itching from whatever fumes of crack were in the air. Whenever I usually go out I see so many people who are normal and they just make me so happy, But here the people were all wack. Some man was like COME HOME WITH ME TO MY MANSION IN BALTIMORE I HAVE WHISKY THERE....LISTEN Baltimore is known as the most filthy place on earth, have you not seen any john water's films???? THERE ARE NO MANSIONS IN BALTIMORE.
BASICALLY THE EXPERIENCE OF THE HOUSE WAS THIS:
IT is basically the next morning now and We think, okay friend should be good to drive. NO, ANOTHER RIDE OF OOOOH NOOOO. I was going to try to jump out of the car at a light and call the police to rescue us. So we all had breakfast and the woman who was the waitress had her eyes bugging out of her head and a mullet in a pony tail. We finally get taken back to my car. Cali and I are so grateful To be alive, we are going to read a new earth and live in happiness from now on.
It is now day light and birds are singing so we missed our chance to sleep. It felt like the end of a horror film when you have been chased by the bad guy all damn night and finally made it and the sun is shining and the credits are rolling.
BUT UH. Things ended Happy I am in bed and safe and in love with life and will be following strict SADD club lifestyle from now on. I was planning on moving close to my work for a minute but I think I'll stay around here where I can enjoy the bougie life.
Friday, May 16, 2008
Uh huh, okay, whats up, Shut up.
This will for real for real trip you out.
Okay from 15 feet away you will see Marilyn Monroe...but up close you see Albert Einstein. Oh hell yeah!
In other news...I got invited to two weddings this week! Yes Yes Yes, I caught one bouquet and STILL AM NOT MARRIED! WHAT IS THAT??? But now its my chance to fix that.
Oh yes. I will be catching two more, That's my game.
Life has been good, I woke up yesterday and I said. I want to win. I want to be a winner today! And I skipped out of bed and made a peanut butter sandwich and was on my way for the long commute, and then I was feeling a tad parched...so I decided to pull into the local drive through McDonald's just for an order of Orange Juice to accompany my peanut butter. And guess what. The person is like "YYYOUUUU ARE A WINNNNNER! TODAY ONLY YOU GET A FREEEE CHICKEN BISCUIT!!!" And then I say..."No mam, i am sorry I do not want a chicken biscuit I would just like to order some Orange juice." And they are like WHY DONT CHU WAHNT YO CHICKEN BISCUIT THATS ALL YOU WIN NO SUBSTITUTES!....and I just was like I dont eat chicken nor biscuits but thanks very much...
See, I was vaguely a total winner just because I asked for it...
The rest of my day got kind of top secret eerie. Especially the weird 60's surf elevator music that was blasting into my office.
Okay from 15 feet away you will see Marilyn Monroe...but up close you see Albert Einstein. Oh hell yeah!
In other news...I got invited to two weddings this week! Yes Yes Yes, I caught one bouquet and STILL AM NOT MARRIED! WHAT IS THAT??? But now its my chance to fix that.
Oh yes. I will be catching two more, That's my game.
Life has been good, I woke up yesterday and I said. I want to win. I want to be a winner today! And I skipped out of bed and made a peanut butter sandwich and was on my way for the long commute, and then I was feeling a tad parched...so I decided to pull into the local drive through McDonald's just for an order of Orange Juice to accompany my peanut butter. And guess what. The person is like "YYYOUUUU ARE A WINNNNNER! TODAY ONLY YOU GET A FREEEE CHICKEN BISCUIT!!!" And then I say..."No mam, i am sorry I do not want a chicken biscuit I would just like to order some Orange juice." And they are like WHY DONT CHU WAHNT YO CHICKEN BISCUIT THATS ALL YOU WIN NO SUBSTITUTES!....and I just was like I dont eat chicken nor biscuits but thanks very much...
See, I was vaguely a total winner just because I asked for it...
The rest of my day got kind of top secret eerie. Especially the weird 60's surf elevator music that was blasting into my office.
Sunday, May 11, 2008
Sunday, May 4, 2008
I want a moustache. DAMN IT!
Okay,
First of all:
THIS SHOE IS SOOOOOO.....FIA!!
AND. This little girl is So...Fia haha.
First of all:
THIS SHOE IS SOOOOOO.....FIA!!
AND. This little girl is So...Fia haha.
Thursday, May 1, 2008
Girl...Is that Feria?
Just letting everyone in on a little bit of my personal life....Every Four weeks When I Dye My hair black because I can't go out when My roots are showing, This Song Starts to magically play.
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