too self-satisfied

I am perfectly content with being just a Sofia. I pretty much hate twentysomething culture all together and am fine being square as a blocky block. I have fun at it. My fantastic man of a friend suggested that this is quite a flaw to be content with just being. He felt i should be livin it up and ending up in Hot tubs at the end of the evening. Unfortunately I don't think Ill be finding any hot tubs but maybe I catch the drift. DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND A GOOD HOT TUB? I resolved that I should never leave the house alone without a Fantastic Man. I think I was slacking at life for a couple months having no clue because I wasn't hanging with any fantastic men to give me wisdom. I have a clue whether I'll take it or not.. SO IF YOU DONT KNOW NOW YA KNOW!look at the LOAD OF FUN and getting awesome that I am missing out on!

The only time I have an issue with being ALLLLLLL BY MY SELFFFFFFF, is when it is raining and such like today and Sunday. I mean I wish i had some boy to swim in puddles with. I just keep looking out the window seeing amazing puddles that i want to swim in and I just cant act like a foolish fool all alone.

I'm supposed to be helping with writing lyrics tomorrow for the anarcho-folk band in which i will be singing mad britney style. I am coming up with a lot of delayed teen angst in the past week. Going to be great just great....stay tuned to this deal I will try to have videos of us as soon as things get rollin.

This week I am not working and hoping to replace my job while THEY are away again. I have alot of great extracurricular activities planned, Tomorrow may involve Brien giving me freak hair. Dav's thesis at corcoran thursday, Hopefully getting very Lowfia for the weekend.

My take on being a Successful Judger

Today I am going to get a little big myers-Briggggy on you.

In a world of Judgers and perceivers we all know that Sofia is in fact one of the greatest Judgers of our time. Id like to think of myself as a lovable judger. Because we all know that we have the type of judgers that are bitches who give being a judger a bad name!

A judger is a person who is very responsible and straight laced and worried about doing what is right as soon as possible, taking care of business and getting closure and not fucking up. Judgers really are not fond of foolishness they like to have a schedule. As a judger I get really annoyed by people who do not like to make plans and by people not carrying through with the plans that were made. Judgers also may be people who are prescribed xanax.

SO sure I am a judger. But I am the good kind of judger. I am the kind of judger that doesn't want to ruin anybody else's fun! I hate a pissy judger who is just out to kill fun! Here is an example of an awful judger, an all around wet blanket kind of judger. A neighbor hears that the people next door are having a banging party at eight o clock on a saturday night so they come over and bitch about the good music and call the cops. They are the kind of judger that inflicts harm on other people. An all around "wet blanket" A good judger would have just stated: " ahh those fools next door Simmer down now!".....And left the situation alone.

Judgers gotta judge but you gotta be light hearted! For instance, if you told me how trashy you are. In my head I will be thinking, geeze this is one trashy person. BUT THEY ARE FUN. YESSSSSSSSSSSSS. And I will agree with you that you are trashy and love you. See, I judge with love.

If you are a judger you just have to always keep in mind that you never know when you might sell out and be lovin whatever you might be judgin. For instance, Jesse Neal and I are Both kind of edge breakers although I never claimed it and only lasted until twenty two years and I know i get no cred for that. (whole different blog topic for later)

But yeah, we are two judgers who accept that we might be doing whatever we are judging at any given moment so we are gonna judge without KILLING FUN!

As a rule of thumb for judgers..You must be able to tell the person who is getting judged that they are getting judged to their face. Otherwise its known as being a HATER. Nobody likes a hater. If someone is walking down the street looking a damn fool then its perfectly okay to be a hater! But if you know the person you better be an open judger.

So the reason I wrote this is that i cant stand being judged by other judgers who do not know how to judge with grace.


QUESTION: WOULD YOU WANT TO BE IN CAHOOTS WITH A PERSON LIKE THIS?
ANSWER: HELL NAW, SHES A JUDGER.

THANKYOU.

We need a DC Metropolitan area Support Group.

What is a Person Called If they are basically A-sexual. But under RARE special cases someone can bring them out of being an a-sexual and make them very much Straight. Like under a lot of work someone can make the person straight and then the person ADORES being sexual and straight. They think, what the hell was I missing out on all that time being a-sexual. Geeze.....But then things snap back into being a-sexual. Like the person is just A-sexual again? Is that Bi-sexual if you are both... Or maybe this person is not queer or whatnot they are just fucking too lazy or preoccupied to get worked up or boy crazy...until they get the hang of things. Like they aren't even A sexual at all..They are just a really difficult shy person who is kind of lazy. Exactly.


TAKEN FROM URBAN DICTIONARY:
1.
asexual
a person who is not interested in or does not desire sexual activity, either within or outside of a relationship. asexuality is not the same as celibacy, which is the willful decision to not act on sexual feelings. asexuals, while not physically sexual-type folks, are none the less quite capable of loving, affectionate, romantic ties to others.
while many women involved in so-called "boston marriages" had asexual relationships, their partnerships have none-the-less been claimed by some as part of lesbian history.
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2.
Asexual

There are two general meanings.1. The absence of a sexuality, most notably in humans. Some may just not be sexuallly attracted to others, otehrs may completely lack a sex drive or sexual desires. Common misconceptions are that such people have suffered sexual abuse, are emotionally frigid, are closet homosexuals, masturbate ten times a day, are too ugly to get in a sexual relationship or are impotent. This, more often than not, does not apply.2. Without sexual intercourse. For example, cells (be it nerve cells, bacteria or other protozoa such as amoeba) reproduce via mitosis (or dividing) as opposed to sexual reproduction. The result tends to be two cells of exactly the same genetic structure as the 'parent cell', though genetic mutation can occur if the DNA is duplicated incorrectly.Connected words/phrases: asexuality, sexuality, sexual, mitosis, cell division, queer (asexuality is considered a queer sexuality. This is not a negatiive connotation, only meaning 'different').
1. I am not a closet homosexual, I am not impotent, I have not been sexually abused, I am not emotionally frigid, I don't masturbate ten times a day, and while I am one ugly bastard peopel round here are so easy I could get nookie the second I want it. I just don't want it. I am asexual.





HAHAHA LOL at that last definition there.


EDIT:

So After writing this blog I figured I better go take myself out on a really hawt A-sexual Date. So I went to the mexican restaurant. And Being A-sexual isnt really cracked up to what I thought it would be. I had to pay for my own date and no flowers for the flower herself. And yeah...I came home alone and aint gettin any.

So fuck it. I just decided I'll start Crushing on Justin John again. Like I have always said....He doesnt NEED TO BE GAY. I have short hair?

Young and open to new ideas........

World Institute of scientology enterprises

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Institute_of_Scientology_Enterprises


Not sure how much I should blog about this. Lets just say. New Job. Lots of L.Ron....FLORIDA! NEW IDEAS!!! SELF HELP FOR THE COMMUTE!

I HAD NO CLUE THINGS LIKE THIS EXISTED. But right now I am researching and pretty much paranoid.


Lets say.....Sofia HOW DO YOU FALL INTO THESE SITUATIONS IN YOUR LIFE!!!

Don't care IF'N YOU DIE. aint got no reason to cry-y.

I was doing some intense dreaming last night. Then I woke up this lovely Sunday morning and as I arise out of my dreams I am BELTING OUT! TIRED OF BEING ALIVE by Danzig.

I guess kind of like a dream where you are falling and you wake up flailing your arms everywhere but in this case I don't remember what I was freaking dreaming and I wake up fist pumping to an amazing danzig song I have not heard in years.



Now I am remembering that devils food cake I made. I should stop being tired of being alive this morning and BAKE STUFF!!! GOD. Why do i think "tired of being alive" is like a really hilarious and ridiculous thing to say.

A BIT OF HUMBLE PIE!

Hey guys, the Universe Decided that they needed to send me a memo......


Hi Sof,

Sorry HUN but we just had to check in with a little report card for you. We are sorry to announce that you are losing at life. We were not quite sure that you were aware. We were worried that you might be thinking that you are "tha shit" So we will continually make your family life as completely devastating as we possibly can. And will curse you with the most awful digestive system known to man so that you live in constant pain. These little issues do make you kind of apathetic and you know this well. SO God NEGATIVE, can you just stop pretending to be so full of joy! That is why this morning we decided to make you hydroplane across 301. Yeah it was not your time to die yet so we made sure no cars were coming. You can thank us later because after a few months you might possssibly find someone to help you or possibly win something or get sense knocked into you and who knows you could possibly become THA SHIT.... If you really wanted to. So go do whatcha Do. Whatever that is that you do! champ.



GEEEZE. Can someone tell me why the Universe is being such a total bitch right now.

I need a to buy a ticket to Chicago. Oh so happy!

I KNOW WHAT I WANT, AND I WANT IT NOW!

This post is a serious discussion on killer whales. There are many myths about these creatures!

Orca: The killer Whale, I saw this seventies horror film on killer whales a while back, and I was deeply thinking about killer whales on this lovely Saturday night so I thought I would discuss this movie. This movie was not some FAKE ASS JAWS. This movie was a love movie. It has been a very rare occasion that I have seen any romantic films. This was the kind of horror that is just sad, its not like some fucking shock movie about a shark that randomly kills you, this thing is trying to convey that the whales had some values. Well basically these people Harpoon a Killer whale and then the killer whale happens to have been pregnant and the baby falls out of the Mother whale onto the ship and dies, and then the Whale Dad is out in the water so sad, because his wife and his baby just died. So anyways the Whole horror aspect is how the Father killer whale tries to get revenge on the people who killed his baby and partner! which is completely understandable here. Sadly scientifically it has now been proven that Killer Whales are actually not monagamous creatures. Many people always thought it was so so sweet to know that killer whales are monagamous it gave us humans SO MUCH HOPE. Sure gave me some. I sure thought it was cute. but its wrong. The scientific "facts" that were dropped all over this movie were either LIES or they just diddnt know the real dealy deal on whales sex lives in the seventies. PSSSHHT.