Sunday, January 27, 2008

Friday, January 25, 2008

I LOVE YOUUU THISS MUCH!!!!

YAY.

I am going to the Freaaaaaking post office, I think I am really really bad at mailing things and need people like grandma phillis and elaine to freaking get pissed before I do what I need to do.

123 IM GOING NOW!!

I keep thinking about the brothers gibb, OH BEEGEES! They make me laugh and they make me cry.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

SOMEBODY CALL THE PARAMEDICS

SOFIA IS ABOUT TO CHANGE HER LIFE WITH DIA-FUCKI-NETICS.

I am not in the clear my friends.

Going to get audited next week.

I was watching Eyes wide shut and I just got moved, the images of Tom Cruise and his negative engrams in the film. I felt a connection.

I probably have all these awful incidences trapped in my mind that I dont even know about.

And just for the record, I dont believe in aliens, and dont want to join an orgy masked sex cult.


Just lookin for a little bit of clarity.

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

FIFI YR SUCH A FOOL.

The past is the past. Everything meant something, This gigantic roach being eaten by ants on the Howard University Clinic floor...It meant something. All that pain from that place made me stronger. Now i am able to deal with some real nasty shit.

Stress and Love make me act like a dumb ass. I regret that. I want to be understanding and I dont want to hurt anyone, even when I feel hurt. From now on! I want to be the new Sof I was a couple months ago, And I will just stay that way. FO_EVA. HOLY MOLY. Love really does make me act a fool.

I NEED to get some drinks tonight.



NEW YORK NEXT WEEK WITH VENUS SHES A SUPREMIST AND A GENIUS!


I Sign off with a little power anthem:
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun DUN DUN DUN HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYGH. Dun dun dun dun.

HEY

HEY

HEY.

Monday, January 14, 2008

WISH IT WAS TRUE

onelovesalta (10:51:31 PM): so i heard a rumor about you
quiteatravesty (10:51:39 PM): What is it
onelovesalta (10:51:59 PM): Is Spock your uncle?
quiteatravesty (10:52:04 PM): ha not really!
quiteatravesty (10:52:07 PM): Who told you that rumor.
onelovesalta (10:52:24 PM): i think it was Dez
quiteatravesty (10:52:29 PM): i wish i was a ukainian jew
onelovesalta (10:52:39 PM): I was really impressed with that

I would like to give a thankyou to Desirea for spreading such an awesome rumor and making me seem cool to boys. Geeze Everyone would be my friend if only Spock was my uncle.

But no i like have Uncle mike!

LAME!

Sunday, January 6, 2008

Januaryyyy

Ronald gave me a very lovely fucking birthday Parteee with some AMAZING elf soap from Sweden. I guess I got all I had wanted for christmas!!!





Xtian and Xphia
A man from france and Jason Frantz.






Anna AND I!!!
Me standing in front of a man with a really awful uni pit stain.
I had a fun birthday besides the fact that I lost my credit card, my phone and a pair of new underpants.

Saturday, January 5, 2008

Herro????

CHICKN+ WAFFLES
You can take the girl out of Hooters but you cant her big ass white socks.

Thursday, January 3, 2008

NYE/2007

I got a lifetime supply of Swedish Elf Soap To wash My Elf Body.





SOPHIA+XTIAN











RANDOM white BOYs Are an ELF'S kryptonite







I'm Starting out this year as a Happy Camper. I am going to try to keep a positive attitude this year and welcome all changes....Everything happens for a reason. I guess I have lost the desire for having plans. I dont care for plans anymore. I feel like if something devestates me I just need to think that it means in the end something more amazing will cancel it out. I dont think I will sit around wishing for something wonderful, if something wonderful happens then I will just appreciate it even more if it is not expected. I feel like little simple things are making me really happy lately! I feel really content, I sent in my MD licence, My job is really pleasant, I have lovely pals....

The only negative thing I see going on is my sister. I feel so down that I dont have a sibling who is a good and normal human being, I really like to take care of other people, I would be the BEST sister! But no such luck!


THE END.