Sunday, September 7, 2008

GRRR

I am allergic to PEANUTS and LATEX. That is why my hands and face have been rash covered and PEELING OFF.


Dayum I love some PEANUT BUTTUH. Thai peanut noodles, peanut butter sundae, peanut butter sandwich! peanut sauce covered everything! WHY!  AND LATEX...NO MEDICAL GLOVE HAS THAT NATURAL FEELING OF LATEX THE GREATEST RUBBER OF OUR TIME! The only thing that makes life easier than latex is cotton! 

I am starting to not be able to cope with this reality. 

I had an amazing RAINBOW adventure on friday night, I went to atlas to meet cali, with a pencil skirt on. The slit in the pencil skirt was initially about an inch long but during my car ride that slit went all the way to the BUTT CHEEKS. AHCK.

SO.... then i was like, "Cali we can not go to dinner....and we can not go out for any activities!".....But she was like..." go to RAINBOW " So we walked several blocks in the shady side of  NE DC to rainbow with my ass being covered by a purse. A hispanic lady yelled at me about having a purse in my ass and some men BARKED AND BARKED AND BARKED. It was so disturbing.  So.... i got an ugly skirt that was three times to big and looked like a FOOOOL. I was at least hoping they had sexy glitter butt print shorts but they SOLD OUT! 

"DAYUM WHAT IS THAT GIRL ON???"

"ANGEEEEEEERRRRRR"

1 comment:

howintense said...

Allergic to peanuts! nooooooo! what about Bert's pb cup sundae?