My Car got totally stolen when i went to the nine thirty club. I was like hmm, I feel like some shady business might be going on in this area, let me put all my CDs and things in my trunk. I bet some creepy glowing eyes were watching me from behind the bush. Shifting Side to side, Seeing all of the treasures I had in my trunk. All I can imagine is that it dissapeared, It probably will be left in some ghetto janked ass neighborhood, Someone probably ALREADY got all EMJAY on that shhhttt.
WHATEV!
This just gives My dad more of a reason to go all GEORGE JEFFERSON up in my face.
Now excuse me while i go read some fucking Wayne Dyer. I am excited to go to work tuesday to get an inspirational lecture and new self help suggestions from my boss. I'll be sure to share my wisdom with all.
-SOFIA.
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Ha ha. Wonder what's the Karmic significane.
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