No sir, I dont like it.

OKAY. WHAT UP WITH THIS.

Last Month: car stolen yadda yadda yadda

Last thursday: thunderstorm...killed desktop computer, forget the fact that it was attached to a surge protector.

This thursday: My phone which was only a month old, well a month plus two days, Screen Spontaneously combusts, Bring it in, oh it was a couple days over thirty so you have to buy a new one. PFFT.

TODAY: my ipod will not turn on.


I'm about to lose my mind. Straight up.

WHY WONT THE WORLD JUST LET ME KEEP MY GADGETS. PLEASE!




EDIT:

When My ipod died today I got in a depressed mood, i thought of how with the money it would take to buy a new one i could have a new pair of jeans, or a thigh master or something really cool and i did not know what I did to deserve such punishment, maybe it was because I quit my job and father L.Ron was deciding to curse all of my possessions. And everytime he cursed my things i would laugh, HAHA MY PHONE Spontaneously combusted, HAHA I DONT CARE I HAVE MORE MONEY TO BUY MORE PHONES AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT THINGS HAHAHA. but this had just gone too far. I went to best buy to buy a new one, they told me IT IS DEADDDD! I was like bullllshitttt SO i called apple and their recording told me how to give an Ipod cardiopulmonary resuscitation and it worked. and when the little apple flashed on the screen

I SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMED a blood curdling scream and I got this feeling like my whole body was tingling all over. It was the best feeling anyone could ever feel.