Jumpin in and out the bed with caraffes of cranberry juice.
Sunday, June 29, 2008
Saturday, June 28, 2008
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Monday, June 16, 2008
No sir, I dont like it.
OKAY. WHAT UP WITH THIS.
Last Month: car stolen yadda yadda yadda
Last thursday: thunderstorm...killed desktop computer, forget the fact that it was attached to a surge protector.
This thursday: My phone which was only a month old, well a month plus two days, Screen Spontaneously combusts, Bring it in, oh it was a couple days over thirty so you have to buy a new one. PFFT.
TODAY: my ipod will not turn on.
I'm about to lose my mind. Straight up.
WHY WONT THE WORLD JUST LET ME KEEP MY GADGETS. PLEASE!
EDIT:
When My ipod died today I got in a depressed mood, i thought of how with the money it would take to buy a new one i could have a new pair of jeans, or a thigh master or something really cool and i did not know what I did to deserve such punishment, maybe it was because I quit my job and father L.Ron was deciding to curse all of my possessions. And everytime he cursed my things i would laugh, HAHA MY PHONE Spontaneously combusted, HAHA I DONT CARE I HAVE MORE MONEY TO BUY MORE PHONES AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT THINGS HAHAHA. but this had just gone too far. I went to best buy to buy a new one, they told me IT IS DEADDDD! I was like bullllshitttt SO i called apple and their recording told me how to give an Ipod cardiopulmonary resuscitation and it worked. and when the little apple flashed on the screen
I SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMED a blood curdling scream and I got this feeling like my whole body was tingling all over. It was the best feeling anyone could ever feel.
Last Month: car stolen yadda yadda yadda
Last thursday: thunderstorm...killed desktop computer, forget the fact that it was attached to a surge protector.
This thursday: My phone which was only a month old, well a month plus two days, Screen Spontaneously combusts, Bring it in, oh it was a couple days over thirty so you have to buy a new one. PFFT.
TODAY: my ipod will not turn on.
I'm about to lose my mind. Straight up.
WHY WONT THE WORLD JUST LET ME KEEP MY GADGETS. PLEASE!
EDIT:
When My ipod died today I got in a depressed mood, i thought of how with the money it would take to buy a new one i could have a new pair of jeans, or a thigh master or something really cool and i did not know what I did to deserve such punishment, maybe it was because I quit my job and father L.Ron was deciding to curse all of my possessions. And everytime he cursed my things i would laugh, HAHA MY PHONE Spontaneously combusted, HAHA I DONT CARE I HAVE MORE MONEY TO BUY MORE PHONES AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT THINGS HAHAHA. but this had just gone too far. I went to best buy to buy a new one, they told me IT IS DEADDDD! I was like bullllshitttt SO i called apple and their recording told me how to give an Ipod cardiopulmonary resuscitation and it worked. and when the little apple flashed on the screen
I SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMED a blood curdling scream and I got this feeling like my whole body was tingling all over. It was the best feeling anyone could ever feel.
Sunday, June 15, 2008
EWE BAYBEH. I FEEEL LIKE
I think I am needing to look for a boyfriend in the coming months to buy gear for from bahnnees, to take me out of this ADHDG life and put me in the kitchen to bake cupcakes, to eat indian food with, to do laundry with because i love laundry, to go to kings dominion with, to make miscellaneous holiday cards for, to tug on and drag around saying HI HI HI THIS IS MY BOYYYYYYYFRIENDDDDDDDDDDD.
BUT IN THE MEANTIME:
If a girl is grinding on you or touching you well maybe thats some way of flirting or something (no can do.)
If a girl is Near you and not touching you and doing moves such as the wonderful "THROW A ROCK AND KICK IT"(thankyou for this one cali) or a staggering version of a russian folk dance, WELL DUH THAT GIRL IS NOT THINKING ABOUT FLIRTING WITH YOU THE GIRL IS THINKING ABOUT HOW FUN WORKING OFF EMPTY CALORIES IS BY RUSSIAN FOLK DANCING.
Duhhhhhh.
Also in the meantime, setting up lawnchairs in front of palace five with Alexandra and hollering at girls on bikes, HEY BIKEEEE, because you know, you learn from the best.
BUT IN THE MEANTIME:
If a girl is grinding on you or touching you well maybe thats some way of flirting or something (no can do.)
If a girl is Near you and not touching you and doing moves such as the wonderful "THROW A ROCK AND KICK IT"(thankyou for this one cali) or a staggering version of a russian folk dance, WELL DUH THAT GIRL IS NOT THINKING ABOUT FLIRTING WITH YOU THE GIRL IS THINKING ABOUT HOW FUN WORKING OFF EMPTY CALORIES IS BY RUSSIAN FOLK DANCING.
Duhhhhhh.
Also in the meantime, setting up lawnchairs in front of palace five with Alexandra and hollering at girls on bikes, HEY BIKEEEE, because you know, you learn from the best.
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
MADE JA LOOK
The presets got cancelled. WOMP WOMP WOMP.
True champions have Mercury fillings.
THOSE SNEAKIES better take it outside!
It is all okay. There is a good series of amazing-ness ALL MONTH. NUMBER ONE PRIORITY: SNEAKIES IN THE CLUB, And mattandkim/dandeacon/deathset and oh my gawd club five haha AND MUCH MORE!!
I better run to GNC to get a bulk load of stackers for us to handle things.
OH MY GOD. I have developed this AWFUL habit of SHOUTING BECAUSE I SOLD MY SOUL TO MATTHEW LESKO...for FREEEEE MONAYYYYY.
Oh lorrrd
True champions have Mercury fillings.
THOSE SNEAKIES better take it outside!
It is all okay. There is a good series of amazing-ness ALL MONTH. NUMBER ONE PRIORITY: SNEAKIES IN THE CLUB, And mattandkim/dandeacon/deathset and oh my gawd club five haha AND MUCH MORE!!
I better run to GNC to get a bulk load of stackers for us to handle things.
OH MY GOD. I have developed this AWFUL habit of SHOUTING BECAUSE I SOLD MY SOUL TO MATTHEW LESKO...for FREEEEE MONAYYYYY.
Oh lorrrd
Sunday, June 8, 2008
Thursday, June 5, 2008
People, let me tell ya bout my BEST FRIEND
We were bitches who demanded Chuck e. Cheese like every sunday. And we would wear stupid colorful animal print sweaters. And we would play captain planet and I had to be the minority boy "HEART" because i had freaking short hair.
But...sadly I see where she is coming from..eh?
3 more weeks till the jerk of my life comes to visit. And I cant wait!
Tell me the last time that you smiled
I went to my grandma's house today. She has this photo in a frame on her dresser. Lets see...Me on a visit to the dentists office looking really straight PISSED. Check that brow miss, you dont even know what awaits your future!
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
2001: a space travesty
Every time something seems bad I laugh at it and then I get something that makes me happy. I am so happy my GHETTO JANKED CAR got stolen because now I can roll decent.
And every time a person is a rude bitch. I decide to see them with rose colored glasses and make an excuse for them and realize why that person is awesome. Then I persistently mock the person for a few months bringing me great joy and laughter, A HA, i don't understand why anyone would waste their time being bitter. I actually like jerks more than nice people sometimes because they give such inspiration for good jokes. THATS WHY I LOVE MY DAD!!!
Being a Hermit, HOMIE DONT PLAY THAT.
I never got stranded at home long enough to become what I thought I would, I thought by the end of the week I would be doing Whippits In the garage, and by Saturday I would be going out to Bennigans wearing a real cute top. I was probably going to end up playing darts at the pool hall by the next week. I was kind of looking forward to my new lifestyle! Ah well. Today joey and I hit up THAI CLUB. BUT they were not having a gogo.
Cherie when you come visit.... We are going to the Waldorf GO GO at thai club. I am planning the itinerary as we speak. Night two: legends, Night three: CLUB ICON. We have to live up the lifestyle we never had before you moved.
And every time a person is a rude bitch. I decide to see them with rose colored glasses and make an excuse for them and realize why that person is awesome. Then I persistently mock the person for a few months bringing me great joy and laughter, A HA, i don't understand why anyone would waste their time being bitter. I actually like jerks more than nice people sometimes because they give such inspiration for good jokes. THATS WHY I LOVE MY DAD!!!
Being a Hermit, HOMIE DONT PLAY THAT.
I never got stranded at home long enough to become what I thought I would, I thought by the end of the week I would be doing Whippits In the garage, and by Saturday I would be going out to Bennigans wearing a real cute top. I was probably going to end up playing darts at the pool hall by the next week. I was kind of looking forward to my new lifestyle! Ah well. Today joey and I hit up THAI CLUB. BUT they were not having a gogo.
Cherie when you come visit.... We are going to the Waldorf GO GO at thai club. I am planning the itinerary as we speak. Night two: legends, Night three: CLUB ICON. We have to live up the lifestyle we never had before you moved.
Sunday, June 1, 2008
OHHH, It aint my fault!
My Car got totally stolen when i went to the nine thirty club. I was like hmm, I feel like some shady business might be going on in this area, let me put all my CDs and things in my trunk. I bet some creepy glowing eyes were watching me from behind the bush. Shifting Side to side, Seeing all of the treasures I had in my trunk. All I can imagine is that it dissapeared, It probably will be left in some ghetto janked ass neighborhood, Someone probably ALREADY got all EMJAY on that shhhttt.
WHATEV!
This just gives My dad more of a reason to go all GEORGE JEFFERSON up in my face.
Now excuse me while i go read some fucking Wayne Dyer. I am excited to go to work tuesday to get an inspirational lecture and new self help suggestions from my boss. I'll be sure to share my wisdom with all.
-SOFIA.
WHATEV!
This just gives My dad more of a reason to go all GEORGE JEFFERSON up in my face.
Now excuse me while i go read some fucking Wayne Dyer. I am excited to go to work tuesday to get an inspirational lecture and new self help suggestions from my boss. I'll be sure to share my wisdom with all.
-SOFIA.
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