Okay from 15 feet away you will see Marilyn Monroe...but up close you see Albert Einstein. Oh hell yeah!
In other news...I got invited to two weddings this week! Yes Yes Yes, I caught one bouquet and STILL AM NOT MARRIED! WHAT IS THAT??? But now its my chance to fix that.
Oh yes. I will be catching two more, That's my game.
Life has been good, I woke up yesterday and I said. I want to win. I want to be a winner today! And I skipped out of bed and made a peanut butter sandwich and was on my way for the long commute, and then I was feeling a tad parched...so I decided to pull into the local drive through McDonald's just for an order of Orange Juice to accompany my peanut butter. And guess what. The person is like "YYYOUUUU ARE A WINNNNNER! TODAY ONLY YOU GET A FREEEE CHICKEN BISCUIT!!!" And then I say..."No mam, i am sorry I do not want a chicken biscuit I would just like to order some Orange juice." And they are like WHY DONT CHU WAHNT YO CHICKEN BISCUIT THATS ALL YOU WIN NO SUBSTITUTES!....and I just was like I dont eat chicken nor biscuits but thanks very much...
See, I was vaguely a total winner just because I asked for it...
The rest of my day got kind of top secret eerie. Especially the weird 60's surf elevator music that was blasting into my office.
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For spending our time wedding party is the good gateway. One can spend as much time as they want. There won't be any disturbance in our freedom too.
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