The only thing that's real is The Few, The Proud, and The Crucial.

Unfortunately there are changes in life, You once spend most of your time naturally stoked on life, then everything changes. Then slowly...YOU MIGHT BE BECOMING THE TOWN OTIS CAMPBELL, full of all these alcoholic shenanigans. But don't worry yet, You are still lovable.




But then of course....Things could turn for the worst. You might eventually become the TOWN NICK NOLTE. And that is no joke.





So I better stop Hitting the SOF


But it is just so effervescent like my soul. Can't you read the can!


So basically this post is just about how I am going to stick to just poweraid... Whenever I have put too much poison in my body I try to eliminate it by dancing alcohol free for 7 hours straight at TOWN on saturdays. I actually can dance properly and not look foolish and I dont have to pay a gym fee. Plus drag queens and skinny underwear clad boys dancing on poles to Robyn and petshop boys. Hmmm. That sounds like someones nightmare.

Also catch ME in NEXT WEEKS Metro Weekly, What can I say, I was at Nelly's gay sports bar seeing miss shaqueeeeta Lee.