Near Death Experience.

I just want to reflect on how IN LOVE i am with every person in my life, every old friend and every new friend and every friendly face I see. And my Moms and My Dad even my disgruntled sister. BECAUSE WHEN YOU ARE SCARED AS SHHHHHHh You just start thinking about that.


Yesterday fox five was filming in Barneys, there is a line we sell called miracle icons:

http://www.miracleicons.com/

The designer of Miracle icons told us the whole story behind it and she was custom making the jewelry in the store. She made all the employees a piece of jewelry with their saint of their name or a saint that is their patron saint. She made me a wooden prayer bracelet with an icon of saint sophia. Which means wisdom. Some of which I hope I have gained after my evening.

My icon is all worn out and was found in an ancient cave in France or something so the face looks more like emperor Palpatine from star wars. It is uncanny. But anyways, I am living by the notion that this holy bracelet saved my life last night.


So, Cali and I went to see cut copy last night in Baltimore, I missed the DC show, We were supposed to have a night of getting in ridiculous costumes and prancing with drag queens all night in DC, but I changed the plan. Cali had sworn before to only go to drag shows and redneck bars so I was down. But I got her to come to this with me. The show was not that good AT ALL. I thought that it was disappointing, I thought that would be the worst of the night... the after prancing was nice however and made me happy but I was ready to return home. But then we had to go to an after after party, and we realize the person driving us...well they probably shouldn't have been driving. And cali and I are neurotic sensitive people who are used to SLOW rides in cabs in DC, and slow country living in the suburbs of DC. SO when someone is driving REALLYYY FAST. Our lives kind of flash in front of us X 10. Also when someone is driving you and running red lights and saying that they were about to turn yellow, You know you are pretty much fucked.

We get to our destination, And go in the dirty ass warehouse, Okay I hate to insult other people's houses but it was late and dark and there were cats eating cake out of ash trays and weird things that reminded me of some kind of horror movie waiting to happen. Then cali and I got left alone and I called up my body guard but he only operates in DC, but I just let him know so he could kick someones ass if I got killed. hah. And he was like, "OH YEAH I RAGED AT THAT HOUSE I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE YOU ARE." Wow. What a relief. My other friend left cali and I and eventually we went up stairs to see some Chick in a Fuzzy Bear Costume, and Some dude on WEIRD DRUGS dancing around by himself for hours listening to Dave Nada's mix. Trying for six minutes to take his socks off and talking crazy talk. The bathroom Had Medication for Malaria. My eyes were itching from whatever fumes of crack were in the air. Whenever I usually go out I see so many people who are normal and they just make me so happy, But here the people were all wack. Some man was like COME HOME WITH ME TO MY MANSION IN BALTIMORE I HAVE WHISKY THERE....LISTEN Baltimore is known as the most filthy place on earth, have you not seen any john water's films???? THERE ARE NO MANSIONS IN BALTIMORE.
BASICALLY THE EXPERIENCE OF THE HOUSE WAS THIS:



IT is basically the next morning now and We think, okay friend should be good to drive. NO, ANOTHER RIDE OF OOOOH NOOOO. I was going to try to jump out of the car at a light and call the police to rescue us. So we all had breakfast and the woman who was the waitress had her eyes bugging out of her head and a mullet in a pony tail. We finally get taken back to my car. Cali and I are so grateful To be alive, we are going to read a new earth and live in happiness from now on.

It is now day light and birds are singing so we missed our chance to sleep. It felt like the end of a horror film when you have been chased by the bad guy all damn night and finally made it and the sun is shining and the credits are rolling.



BUT UH. Things ended Happy I am in bed and safe and in love with life and will be following strict SADD club lifestyle from now on. I was planning on moving close to my work for a minute but I think I'll stay around here where I can enjoy the bougie life.