Wednesday, May 21, 2008

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!

Sometimes people just say the most crazy things to me. At least once a week I get a patient who asks me how old I am, or am I old enough to be doing this job, and asked when I graduated college...I cant count how much I got that this week. One lady was so worried she thought I was sixteen! She was probably ready to sue the place, People often think I am the dentist's daughter, His daughter is like 12 years old!!!

Im totally thinking: " LADY DO I LOOK LIKE FREAKIN DOOGIE HOWSER RDH TO YOU!!!"

Should I just start wearing Red lipstick, false eye lashes, and try to create cleavage under my lab coat to prove I am a GROWN AYASS WOMAN!!!

It is most likely the fact that I have the Heart and Voice of an Elf!

Then there are men who want to ask me on dates, staring into my eyes for a half hour with a gleaming light behind me as I poke their gums. Whoa Oh OH!

1 comment:

Alaina said...

This is hilarious. I try to keep my eyebrows well-groomed just so the fellas aren't offended while I de-calculize them.