My take on being a Successful Judger

Today I am going to get a little big myers-Briggggy on you.

In a world of Judgers and perceivers we all know that Sofia is in fact one of the greatest Judgers of our time. Id like to think of myself as a lovable judger. Because we all know that we have the type of judgers that are bitches who give being a judger a bad name!

A judger is a person who is very responsible and straight laced and worried about doing what is right as soon as possible, taking care of business and getting closure and not fucking up. Judgers really are not fond of foolishness they like to have a schedule. As a judger I get really annoyed by people who do not like to make plans and by people not carrying through with the plans that were made. Judgers also may be people who are prescribed xanax.

SO sure I am a judger. But I am the good kind of judger. I am the kind of judger that doesn't want to ruin anybody else's fun! I hate a pissy judger who is just out to kill fun! Here is an example of an awful judger, an all around wet blanket kind of judger. A neighbor hears that the people next door are having a banging party at eight o clock on a saturday night so they come over and bitch about the good music and call the cops. They are the kind of judger that inflicts harm on other people. An all around "wet blanket" A good judger would have just stated: " ahh those fools next door Simmer down now!".....And left the situation alone.

Judgers gotta judge but you gotta be light hearted! For instance, if you told me how trashy you are. In my head I will be thinking, geeze this is one trashy person. BUT THEY ARE FUN. YESSSSSSSSSSSSS. And I will agree with you that you are trashy and love you. See, I judge with love.

If you are a judger you just have to always keep in mind that you never know when you might sell out and be lovin whatever you might be judgin. For instance, Jesse Neal and I are Both kind of edge breakers although I never claimed it and only lasted until twenty two years and I know i get no cred for that. (whole different blog topic for later)

But yeah, we are two judgers who accept that we might be doing whatever we are judging at any given moment so we are gonna judge without KILLING FUN!

As a rule of thumb for judgers..You must be able to tell the person who is getting judged that they are getting judged to their face. Otherwise its known as being a HATER. Nobody likes a hater. If someone is walking down the street looking a damn fool then its perfectly okay to be a hater! But if you know the person you better be an open judger.

So the reason I wrote this is that i cant stand being judged by other judgers who do not know how to judge with grace.


QUESTION: WOULD YOU WANT TO BE IN CAHOOTS WITH A PERSON LIKE THIS?
ANSWER: HELL NAW, SHES A JUDGER.

THANKYOU.