Hey guys, the Universe Decided that they needed to send me a memo......
Hi Sof,
Sorry HUN but we just had to check in with a little report card for you. We are sorry to announce that you are losing at life. We were not quite sure that you were aware. We were worried that you might be thinking that you are "tha shit" So we will continually make your family life as completely devastating as we possibly can. And will curse you with the most awful digestive system known to man so that you live in constant pain. These little issues do make you kind of apathetic and you know this well. SO God NEGATIVE, can you just stop pretending to be so full of joy! That is why this morning we decided to make you hydroplane across 301. Yeah it was not your time to die yet so we made sure no cars were coming. You can thank us later because after a few months you might possssibly find someone to help you or possibly win something or get sense knocked into you and who knows you could possibly become THA SHIT.... If you really wanted to. So go do whatcha Do. Whatever that is that you do! champ.
GEEEZE. Can someone tell me why the Universe is being such a total bitch right now.
I need a to buy a ticket to Chicago. Oh so happy!
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you need to buy a ticket to FLORIDA. It's our 25th anniversary this year! er actually I need to buy a ticket to Maryland. ack!
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