Mo Rocca

You know what I was thinking, I think Mo Rocca is good people!

I really like the way he thinks and respect him. I REALLY RELATE TO HIM. Well I'm not highly educated or even funny BUT I DO RELATE TO HIM. AND HE HAS NEVER SMOKED POT EITHER. THAT gives me more of a connection to Mo Rocca. Man I just think he is so cool. Mo Rocca is a total CILF


What does this have to do with anything? I do not know. Today I went and visited Anna at her new apartment and Watched mulholland drive again and Realized my lust for the character Adam Kesher and probably was breathing up fumes from Anna so It all sort of relates, like Im super attracted to these men in big glasses and yeah ....never smoked pot???


But anyways I had fun with anna And should play with her more because she brings out this Really intense energy in me that noone else brings out. NO ONE ELSE IS THAT HYPER. I LIKE BEING HYPER. She makes me want to spin around really fast and fall on the floor and watch the world spin. I am glad I realized this, GLAD I realized this powerful positive connection.


So anyways in recent news, a few days ago I had an Out of Body experience and I am not knowledgeable on what this actually means but I had one! And it was scary and It was Disturbing and I never want a dream Like that again!! I dont know if it was a lucid dream because I couldnt tell if it was a dream or if it was real... But I just wanted to lie down and I looked at the clock and jason was reading next to me and then I thought I was sleeping, But I was looking down on myself watching myself sleeping and seeing jason next to me, And I looked at the clock and a little bit of time had passed and I wanted to be awake, I wanted to turn over to jason but I couldnt move, like I was paralized, And I was tring SO SO HARD TO MOVE, That I started to panic, Why cant I move, Why cant I breathe? Why am I watching my own self trying to move? The bedroom That I was looking at myself in was the same, The boyfriend next to me was reading the same book with the same light, The mind is so weird. AT LEAST THE MIND OF FIFI IS SO WEIRD!!! I want to read a book to try to analyze this whole situation.

I can relate this whole thing to the movie I had watched that night, I Had just watched Monkey Shines before Bed and There was a parapalegic guy who was trying to save his girlfriend from the killer monkey and he was able to use his mental force to move his hand, and When I was in this dream I was struggling really hard to move my hand to smack jason. When I did finally wake up jason said I never moved at all, I never looked at the clock and I never smacked him. This makes me sound so stupid, "I watched monkey shines before bed" BAHA monkey shines, what a joke.

I often have dreams where my whole body will like JUMP really high when I wake up, like Im a fish out of water, Its quite intense. My boo says that everynight I giggle in my sleep, like some creepy elf probably.

I want to buy Inland empire, Im so in the mood to see that right now!

Thinking of movies I owe money to HOllywood Video, Gonna RUIN MY CREDIT!

ANd here are some pictures, because this journal really has no point at all except to make sure there are plenty of pictures for me to look at of myself on the internet!!!

All Chubby faced after a Long hard dayyyyyyy of going postal at work.

And here are some coworkers and myself, Venus My master and super pal!

Jason Always talking with his hands.

Sean isn't smoking he is thinking, and Jason Isn't Flossing He is actually eating all the pistachios.

Also Be aware that If you invite my boyfriend to your party he will not only drink all your import beer and eat all your pistachios, he will drink all your slim fast, It is his CHOICE drink. He is a repeat offender of binging on meals in a can.

there are nooooo cats in america!

I am so happy at life right now that I am going to do a Russian dance and fail!!!

Do you know why!!?

I passed all my board exams! ALL THE PAIN and agony of Howard can be forgotten....but I guess I eventually will have to become a responsible adult and find a job and practice my chosen career. YAY, I hope an employer gives me a phat signing bonus... I'm not rushing to look for a job but to know I'm ready to work is amazing. Wow when I start practicing I can live in an awesome apartment. SWEET.

I have not touched a patient since April. That will be crazy. I cant leave my current job right now, I'm the only one with the PASSION for these accessories!!! Ok maybe not today...but usually!


Okay, so number two reason to be excited...


Gorbachev is the newwwww face of Louis Vuitton!!!













And I bought tickets to go see Barbara in Chicago, AND WE ARE GOING TO PARTEE. And have so much fun!!


You dont know how stoked I am for this!


I have alot of other fun things coming up as well!!!


I can say that I am happy with life after Two years of straight HELL.

The song of the moment is that chemical brothers song THE SALMON DANCE! I cant stop thinking about it!

Im watching Hunchback of the Morgue ANd its probably bringing down my good vibe but whatev.

I want a tattoo of something on my foot so if Im allergic to it and it turns totally f**&&KD its just a foot. maybe a tooth diagram or something REAL CLASSY. or 1984 in helvetica. BAH.

L0cal flAv0rz

I just got back from North Carolina and went back to work, Sadly Randy is gone and I didn't expect it and I am really really sad I couldn't say goodbye to her.

Its so unfortunate and feels so weird....
I don't know I just feel sad all around about that, I feel like a motherless childdddd.


And So I come back home and drive my car for the first time in days and It is haunted, I cant believe It! The lights were flickering for my whole drive to work, Let me tell you it is really annoying when everything on the dash is flickering as well as the lights in the car! I dont know anything about cars so I will assume that it is a spirit, a spirit that is angry that it lives in a shitty neon!! Making me look like a fool!!








So Jason, Rob and I went to Rob's North Carolina beach partee cabin. On the way there we stopped at some little cities like wilmington, We saw where the movie scream was filmed and Saw lots of kitchy shit. Jason caught southernese and It was annoying, Ill admit that I slightly caught it. It was very refreshing getting away from the DC folk and their accents. I was Sure tired of that!



He told us that we could stay out back in the Shed because it was made into a guest house, but since these guys were guarding the house when we got there...It could have been scary. There were lots of really cute varmints out there such as salamanders and mini black crabs that lived on the pier and I thought that was just charming as can be.









I sadly couldn't catch any pets to bring back for memories but at least we got some cheerwine...tho I have not tasted it yet.



This is some Psychopath who lived down the road's yard. That's some Carolina Chainsaw massacre business....If they knew that some Yankees were staying down the road what would they say! Well I am sure glad we didn't sleep in that guest Shed, I'm Tellin ya!













The beach Was really nice, we went every day and at night we hunted for Ghost crabs which are amazing. Rob always knows about everything I never have even Heard of a ghost crab before. They are sure cute!

We ate some fun food while we were there, Jason had some Fried Conch Fritters? well I don't know what kind of critter that is when it is alive? I never thought about what lived inside the conch shell....So i just looked it up and its a real foul creature....

So here it is out of the shell, Jason would vomit if he saw that he ate a basket of these.

Well, Theres ROB! And Make sure to appreciate this fabulous Photo of my white trashy self, Never been so Trashy and sweaty looking in my life! This was right before I hugged jason and he said EWE youre really sweaty and gross. AINT IT THE TRUTH.

Here Is my boo, Sporting his Worst Attire!

Look At Rob being Such a great Host!
A couple nights While we were there We went To South Carolina To go to myrtle beach, I had not been there in about six years...


We Ate at a German Restaurant....I don't really like German food but I like to eat things I like for cultural experience, There is always something good and POSI in every life experience!!!


















































At the Broadway On the beach They closed down the coffee beanery for Kiss coffee house which is kind of funny right??, well it amused Jason And who doesn't appreciate a black light bathroom so that you can see your pee glow, I sure do.






























YOU SO CRAAAZEEE

Oh GEEEEEEEEEZEugh. I really want to go See Andrew W.K. Because He throws one awesome PARTY. And if tickets already sold out, hell Ill go sit outside the rock n roll hotel because you know Andrew W.K cant keep all that partying in such a small venue.

OK GOODNIGHT!!! <3

CRACKER BARREL!!!!!

Tomorrow we MEET AGAIN MUHAH.

Yes the part of my long weekend that I am MOST stoked for.

Real Maple Syrup and the chance to prove that I am Such a genius.

As a So. Marylander these things don't come around often.

Today Jason and I got flip flops to wear at the beach, Oh my gosh what a awful style of shoe. Just awful. But I cant wear jazz shoes everyday, Im telling ya....

M&Ms

Haha Jason Frantz and I at the beach. I like how Cherie made the Jason M&M tall.

My mom was watching something about the spice girls. I loved them because I was such a geek, I WANT TO SEE THEM AGAIN. But I don't know anyone in this world who is lame enough to want to go with me.

Oh gee I'm having flashbacks about wearing those tall shoes, how I went to 9th grade and had to run in gym but I only had those platform sneakers in the beginning of the year and I ran track in them.

Now I am thinking about when my sister and I got along when we were kids, and now shes a crazy frEEK. oh my gosh.

fifi frantzzzz

My mom was sleeping on my couch this morning and left her pillow down here, When jason was watching tv he says to me: "wow this is a beautiful pillow case, Its asian ....Can I have it?" And he was serious.... And he took it. What the hecht. What kind of boy does such a thing.


bahah.

YOU MUST HAVE just LOST YO MIND

Hi guy, look at my semi-new boy hair.






















I'm watching runningman Its sooo intense right now.

BRUNCHHHHHH CLUBBBB SATURDAY:Chickens and waffles....



Wow it is like, I have a friend of every race














Randi, my favorite boss and I







Sophia and Sofia...

Me and My love venus, she is a ventriloquist and I am her dummy.

Here is randi and cutie Hoe shoes! <3







Last week was a good week, saw a show with Anna, got a tour of the atlas theatre by Cali which was fantastic because I always discover her at random places where I don't know she works... I got to see Adam beavs new home, And I ate out like every day for every meal and I love food.


Jason and I are going to Rob's Super fabulous beach house this weekend, I really love long car rides. A long week of work ahead...